I took a look at the two Oloshos, I wasn't reasoning their halve open bwest or their big nyash, my mind was clouded with the future as I will yet become a m@le Olosho sm@shing h0ney older w0m£n. 

I already knew that I've passed the test because my Ànàconda is huuuge. 

"Pvll your cl0thes" 

Sh£ repeated. 

I looked at them and smiled. 

"Remove it yourself" 

I said. 

"This one get mind oo" 

She replied. 

"Get the tape, while I r£m0ve his d@mn j£ans" 

Sh£ said; h£r friend went to the wardrobe to get the tape while sh£ readjusted my belt and pvlled down both my b0xers and my j£ans and my An@conda dangled out with rage, my odogwu that has not eaten draw soup for like three years now.

On seeing my giant swinging pendulum, she screamed and h£r p@rtner in crim£ turned towards us. 

"Nicky come and see what we have here" 

Sh£ said and Nicky forgot about the tape and rushed towards us, as sh£ saw my rod, sh£ covered h£r mouth with h£r both palms, as sh£ was captivated by what was staring at h£r. 

They both stood flabbergasted. 

"No need for the tape, this one is a python" 

Nicky said. 

"Ofcours, our boss has just hit a jackpot" 

Nicky's friend replied. 

As they were mesmerized by what I g@t in-b£tw£en my l£gs. My mind was wallowing in shame and regrets of what I am about to become, a m@le §£× h@wker. 

"It has been a long time I've had a size this big Nicky" 

Said Nicky's Friend.

"I've never seen a size like this in my entire life"

Nicky confessed. 

"Like they say, it's not about the size; it's the performance"

Said Nicky's friend. 

"The ball is in our court and we will see it with our two n@k£d eyes, if big things can really perform well"

Nicky added, sh£ h£ld my pollo and yànked it 0ff my b0dy. H£r friend gave m£ a light push and I fell on a b£d like dry wood hewed down to be used as fire wood. 

Sh£ dragged my jeans and my b0x£rs 0ff my feet. I lay on the b£d f@cing up like a ram ti£d on a pyre to be sàcrificéd as a búrnt offering.

Nicky h£ld my plp£ like a microphone and was waving it in the air while h£r friend was rubbing and c@r£ssing my b@lls.

They were all giving me happy faces, their s0ft touches and sûltry l0oks triggered my mind to send signals to my m@nh00d reminding it that it has not tasted of slîpp£ry sn@il for a whole three years. 

And it was a big opportunity for m£ to feel like a man. At that point my worries was gone and my sense of reasoning evaporated as my An@conda became my brain.

It began to gr0w stronger; at every j£rk it makes, it began to rise, getting str0nger and str0nger like the l£g of an £lephant.

Finally; the quick transformation occurred and they were staring at my @ngry black m@mba as it's charging up and down.

"God bless you Seyi, for this one" 

Nicky's friend said. They both eliminated their sh0rt length g0wns. And th£y were n0t pvtting on any und£rw£ars.

Their oranges were firm and ready as their sn@ils were dripping of juice. In my entire life I never knew that a m@n's pip£ could put a w0man in the m00d at sight.

I remembered my gírl in school, who couldn't let me go, nor kn@ck m£ either. The first day we were about t0 d0 it. At the sight of my thang.

She screamed "God forbid" 

Sh£ told me that I am abn0rmal that no m@n has that slze that the siz£ of my thang could only wlden w0men's gateway of f£rtility.

And sh£ never allowed me kn@ck h£r but sh£ was kind enough to use h£r tongue and h£r hands to make me p0ur.

The way sh£ treated me created a trauma in me and I go about thinking that I am truely abn0rmal and that is why I have been so afraid to woo any gírl, I was scared of what they are going to say when they see my an@conda, judging from my ex. 

And for the first time in my life, I saw w0men going g@ga for my th@ng, I remembered one popular quote 

"one man's food is another man's p0ison" 

They car£ss£d my b0dy, and svck£d b0th my b@lls and shaft till I was about to expl0de.

"£at my kp£kus" 

Nicky's friend demanded, I was so high on pl£asure that I didn't protest, I plvgged my m0uth and was £ating the snàil.

I was lying f@ced up while sh£ kn£lt and cr0ssed h£r l£gs on my f@ce with h£r sn@il pl@nted in my m0uth, my lïps and my m0uth was doing wonders down there.

As I was on a mission in h£r friend's sw£et p0t, Nicky turned around and pr£ssed h£r sn@il on my plpe, which is facing up. Sl0wly, h£r sw££t p0t sw@llowed my plpe. Sh£ began to move sl0wly, up and d0wn, on t0p of m£, and the feelings was so good. 

I whispered in my mind. 

"Kp£kus is the sw£etest thing in life, and I have been missing out" 

I realized that my formal girl lied to me that I am @bnormal. Nicky wasn't up to 10 str0kes 0n t0p of m£ and I p0ured my y0gurt.

Sh£ was so disappointed that sh£ jvmped 0ff my b0dy and sighed. H£r friend stood up from my f@ce and my senses was restored.

"What's up" 

Asked her friend.

"Imagine, he just cvm when am just about to st@rt" 

Nicky said.

Her friend laughed, before she asked me when last did I pour yogurt and I told h£r in the last three years.

And they couldn't believe that the last time I w@s with a w0man w@s in the last three y£ars.

And I said in my mind.

"If only you guys know that I've never felt what a w0man's sn@il f£lt like, ûntil today"

I remembered before my formal gurl got married, sh£ came to m£ and told me that she wants to giv£ me the good bye §£× and she gave it to me h@ndj0b and b0wj0b.

"Now, I know" 

Nicky nodded before she went into the bathroom and washed off the m£ss and asked me to do the same.

When I was c0ming out fr0m the b@throom, my m£at w@s dangling in-between my l£gs and they were smiling at me as I was coming.

I reached for my cl0thes and they told me that the sh0w is not yet over. They invited m£ b@ck to the b£d and I l@y in-between th£m. They started pl@ying with my thang until it charged up again.

We went back to w0rk and I was tàking tûrns on them till they w£re tir£d and dri£d insid£.

They told me that I am the best they've had I years. We came out and they both told our boss that I am the best.

Boss smiled and told me that I have a client to s£rvice h£r engine in the evening. 

EPISODE 2

BROSTITUTE IN DUBAI 

WRITTEN BY AGES OAK STORIES

To be continued