• Say to yourself IAM SPECIAL

    Today's date is Special 5.5.25

    5 stands for Grace:

    _May the Grace of God work for you.
    _May the Grace of your Father fight for you.
    _May the Word of His Grace sanctify and give you your inheritance.
    _May Grace open impossible doors for you.
    _May Grace swallow your labour and flavour your efforts.
    _May Grace cause you to suck Honey, ,paste Butter, drink Milk, and walk in Oil.
    _May you receive special Graceful gifts

    #BEENGRACED

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    Say to yourself IAM SPECIAL Today's date is Special 5.5.25 5 stands for Grace: _May the Grace of God work for you. _May the Grace of your Father fight for you. _May the Word of His Grace sanctify and give you your inheritance. _May Grace open impossible doors for you. _May Grace swallow your labour and flavour your efforts. _May Grace cause you to suck Honey, ,paste Butter, drink Milk, and walk in Oil. _May you receive special Graceful gifts #BEENGRACED #Discipline
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  • #Adibrother@ADINDU
    #BROTHERLY
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    #Adibrother@ADINDU #BROTHERLY #DISCIPLINE
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  • #Discipline
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  • #Sh0cking: 18 Years Old apprentice Impregnates 10 Girls, Including His Boss Daughter, Salesgirl and 8 Other Girls In Anambra
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    #Pregnacy
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    #Sh0cking: 18 Years Old apprentice Impregnates 10 Girls, Including His Boss Daughter, Salesgirl and 8 Other Girls In Anambra #girls #Pregnacy #Discipline #NwaOga
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  • Take this as your second chance to be a voice in this online space. While working on nice contents that makes an impression on people, dont forget discipline and consistency #nakupenda
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    Take this as your second chance to be a voice in this online space. While working on nice contents that makes an impression on people, dont forget discipline and consistency 😌 #nakupenda #team 2
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  • Praise the Lord oh my soul!!!!!


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    Praise the Lord oh my soul!!!!! #discipline
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  • May
    Month of fruitfulness

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    May Month of fruitfulness #discipline
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  • *UNIVERSITY OF ADULTERY*
    *FINAL YEAR EXAMS*
    *COURSE: MARRIAGEMATICS*
    *Time*: *3Hrs 30MINS*

    *INSTRUCTIONS:*
    1 *_ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS_*
    2 *_ALL QUESTIONS MUST BE ATTEMPTED IRRESPECTIVE OF GENDER_*

    *1.* You are a married man and you have dated somebody's wife for *two* years, busy spending on her like there is no tomorrow. eventually she drops you and concentrates on her innocent husband. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. *(20 marks)*

    *2.* You bought a phone for your friend's wife and she gave it to her husband. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. *(20 marks)*

    *3. For Men* You're dating around 15 ladies and every lady is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 16s
    *(a)* Plot a graph of detoothers against prices of phones. *(15marks)*
    *(b)* Use your graph to estimate your future poverty *(5marks)*
    *(c)* Plot the percentage shame against volume of apologies to your family members. *(5 Mks)*

    *4.* You are whatsapping and facebooking other people's wives yet you don't want to see your wife on the social network. Calculate the Percentage Error in your thinking capacity. *(20 marks)*

    *5.* You are a *civil servant*, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than N1,000,000. Your daughter who is awaiting *WASSCE* result is using iPhone 16s and Samsung Galaxy worth N700,000 . Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. *(20 marks)*

    *6. *For ladies* You're a married woman and you have dated 20 guys with hard labour, use the law of diminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. *(20 marks)*

    *7.* You can't give your wife N10,000 for a pot of soup, but you spend over N50,000 in bars and restaurant.
    Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142 *(20 marks)*

    8.* You have been in the place of worship for years but your name is not in the book of LIFE because of the secret sin. Calculate the years you will spend in HELL? (30 mark)
    _*BEST OF LUCK!*
    Your Time Starts Now. But remember to share to all your friends because the question papers are not many to go round... Laughing but serious issue: Pls don't laugh alone.
    Hell is Real, Heaven is REAL!
    #Discipline
    #Heavenisreal
    *UNIVERSITY OF ADULTERY* *FINAL YEAR EXAMS* *COURSE: MARRIAGEMATICS* *Time*: *3Hrs 30MINS* *INSTRUCTIONS:* 1 *_ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS_* 2 *_ALL QUESTIONS MUST BE ATTEMPTED IRRESPECTIVE OF GENDER_* *1.* You are a married man and you have dated somebody's wife for *two* years, busy spending on her like there is no tomorrow. eventually she drops you and concentrates on her innocent husband. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. *(20 marks)* *2.* You bought a phone for your friend's wife and she gave it to her husband. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. *(20 marks)* *3. For Men* You're dating around 15 ladies and every lady is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 16s *(a)* Plot a graph of detoothers against prices of phones. *(15marks)* *(b)* Use your graph to estimate your future poverty *(5marks)* *(c)* Plot the percentage shame against volume of apologies to your family members. *(5 Mks)* *4.* You are whatsapping and facebooking other people's wives yet you don't want to see your wife on the social network. Calculate the Percentage Error in your thinking capacity. *(20 marks)* *5.* You are a *civil servant*, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than N1,000,000. Your daughter who is awaiting *WASSCE* result is using iPhone 16s and Samsung Galaxy worth N700,000 . Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. *(20 marks)* *6. *For ladies* You're a married woman and you have dated 20 guys with hard labour, use the law of diminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. *(20 marks)* *7.* You can't give your wife N10,000 for a pot of soup, but you spend over N50,000 in bars and restaurant. Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142 *(20 marks)* 8.* You have been in the place of worship for years but your name is not in the book of LIFE because of the secret sin. Calculate the years you will spend in HELL? (30 mark) _*BEST OF LUCK!* Your Time Starts Now. But remember to share to all your friends because the question papers are not many to go round... Laughing but serious issue: Pls don't laugh alone. Hell is Real, Heaven is REAL! #Discipline #Heavenisreal
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  • Stop and thank God for the gift of life

    The Igbos say "ekene **** na nke omere ome ozo"




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    Stop and thank God for the gift of life The Igbos say "ekene dike na nke omere ome ozo" #discipline
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  • My girlfriend invited me to her house today, we have been dating for a while now but I have never for ones visited her.

    But of course, she has visited me ones in a while, Today I decided to visit her. When I reached the address she told me. I saw my woman dress in shots, she came to pick me up from the gate where the uber dropped me.

    Is your parents home? I asked her immediately I came down from the uber and we headed to the house.
    Ndolo
    They ain't home yet, but they will come back later. Make your self comfortable. She said immediately we entered the house.

    Such a nice house I said. she smiled at me and went to the kitchen. Minutes later she brought a plate of spaghetti for me. My girl sure knows how to spoil me with food.
    Ndolo
    As a gentleman I started eating the spaghetti, very delicious. My girlfriend had already gone back inside the room to get water for me. But as I was eating the spaghetti, my phone rang, and it was my girlfriend calling.

    Hello Ayo where are you? I have been waiting for you by the gate since. My girlfriend said.

    What do you mean waiting for me? I'm at your house, and you just served me food. Stop this joke ejoor. I said. Which house? She asked.

    House 30P. I said. 30P? I said 30B. she said, then who served me food here now? I asked. Ayo did you say 30P? please start coming out of that house now, nobody has lived in that house for the past 15years, it is believed that house 30P is the house of Ghost. She said over the phone. I was still struggling to eat the spaghetti In my mouth. House of what? I said. I can't hear you babe. My girlfriend said
    Colyfrank
    Just then Every door in the house began locking by itself and I could here the sound of each lock.

    " In this house it either you play our game correctly or you d!e". A deep voice said.

    Just then I knew It was finished; deep cold entered my body, and i found it difficult to swallow the spaghetti in my mouth.
    #Discipline
    My girlfriend invited me to her house today, we have been dating for a while now but I have never for ones visited her. But of course, she has visited me ones in a while, Today I decided to visit her. When I reached the address she told me. I saw my woman dress in shots, she came to pick me up from the gate where the uber dropped me. Is your parents home? I asked her immediately I came down from the uber and we headed to the house. Ndolo They ain't home yet, but they will come back later. Make your self comfortable. She said immediately we entered the house. Such a nice house I said. she smiled at me and went to the kitchen. Minutes later she brought a plate of spaghetti for me. My girl sure knows how to spoil me with food. Ndolo As a gentleman I started eating the spaghetti, very delicious. My girlfriend had already gone back inside the room to get water for me. But as I was eating the spaghetti, my phone rang, and it was my girlfriend calling. Hello Ayo where are you? I have been waiting for you by the gate since. My girlfriend said. What do you mean waiting for me? I'm at your house, and you just served me food. Stop this joke ejoor. I said. Which house? She asked. House 30P. I said. 30P? I said 30B. she said, then who served me food here now? I asked. Ayo did you say 30P? please start coming out of that house now, nobody has lived in that house for the past 15years, it is believed that house 30P is the house of Ghost. She said over the phone. I was still struggling to eat the spaghetti In my mouth. House of what? I said. I can't hear you babe. My girlfriend said Colyfrank Just then Every door in the house began locking by itself and I could here the sound of each lock. " In this house it either you play our game correctly or you d!e". A deep voice said. Just then I knew It was finished; deep cold entered my body, and i found it difficult to swallow the spaghetti in my mouth. #Discipline
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