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*UNIVERSITY OF ADULTERY* *FINAL YEAR EXAMS* *COURSE: MARRIAGEMATICS* *Time*: *3Hrs 30MINS* *INSTRUCTIONS:* 1 *_ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS_* 2 *_ALL QUESTIONS MUST BE ATTEMPTED IRRESPECTIVE OF GENDER_* *1.* You are a married man and you have dated somebody's wife for *two* years, busy spending on her like there is no tomorrow. eventually she drops you and concentrates on her innocent husband. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. *(20 marks)* *2.* You bought a phone for your friend's wife and she gave it to her husband. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. *(20 marks)* *3. For Men* You're dating around 15 ladies and every lady is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 16s *(a)* Plot a graph of detoothers against prices of phones. *(15marks)* *(b)* Use your graph to estimate your future poverty *(5marks)* *(c)* Plot the percentage shame against volume of apologies to your family members. *(5 Mks)* *4.* You are whatsapping and facebooking other people's wives yet you don't want to see your wife on the social network. Calculate the Percentage Error in your thinking capacity. *(20 marks)* *5.* You are a *civil servant*, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than N1,000,000. Your daughter who is awaiting *WASSCE* result is using iPhone 16s and Samsung Galaxy worth N700,000 . Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. *(20 marks)* *6. *For ladies* You're a married woman and you have dated 20 guys with hard labour, use the law of diminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. *(20 marks)* *7.* You can't give your wife N10,000 for a pot of soup, but you spend over N50,000 in bars and restaurant. Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142 *(20 marks)* 8.* You have been in the place of worship for years but your name is not in the book of LIFE because of the secret sin. Calculate the years you will spend in HELL? (30 mark) _*BEST OF LUCK!* Your Time Starts Now. But remember to share to all your friends because the question papers are not many to go round... Laughing but serious issue: Pls don't laugh alone. Hell is Real, Heaven is REAL! #Discipline #Heavenisreal

My girlfriend invited me to her house today, we have been dating for a while now but I have never for ones visited her. But of course, she has visited me ones in a while, Today I decided to visit her. When I reached the address she told me. I saw my woman dress in shots, she came to pick me up from the gate where the uber dropped me. Is your parents home? I asked her immediately I came down from the uber and we headed to the house. Ndolo They ain't home yet, but they will come back later. Make your self comfortable. She said immediately we entered the house. Such a nice house I said. she smiled at me and went to the kitchen. Minutes later she brought a plate of spaghetti for me. My girl sure knows how to spoil me with food. Ndolo As a gentleman I started eating the spaghetti, very delicious. My girlfriend had already gone back inside the room to get water for me. But as I was eating the spaghetti, my phone rang, and it was my girlfriend calling. Hello Ayo where are you? I have been waiting for you by the gate since. My girlfriend said. What do you mean waiting for me? I'm at your house, and you just served me food. Stop this joke ejoor. I said. Which house? She asked. House 30P. I said. 30P? I said 30B. she said, then who served me food here now? I asked. Ayo did you say 30P? please start coming out of that house now, nobody has lived in that house for the past 15years, it is believed that house 30P is the house of Ghost. She said over the phone. I was still struggling to eat the spaghetti In my mouth. House of what? I said. I can't hear you babe. My girlfriend said Colyfrank Just then Every door in the house began locking by itself and I could here the sound of each lock. " In this house it either you play our game correctly or you d!e". A deep voice said. Just then I knew It was finished; deep cold entered my body, and i found it difficult to swallow the spaghetti in my mouth. #Discipline

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The pope has now proceeded to the room of tears to remove his cardinal regalia and wear the white robe of the pope and the guard of honour has now mounted awaiting the announcement of the new leader of over 1.5billion Roman catholics all over the world. While we don't care who he is, we care about who he will be and what he stands for. Being Pope is a huge sacrifice for any body. That is why we constantly pray for the pope. #proudlycatholic #discipline

Discipline saved China Indiscipline drowned Europe Arrogance is killing America,I hope Ignorance will not drown Africa #attendance #Fortuneandre #passion

You don’t need a degree to be a developer. You need discipline. #aduloju70 #attendance #passion

Dogs are social creatures that communicate effectively through their body language. Through their posture, tail, ears, eyes, and mouth, dogs can convey a wide range of emotions and intentions. In this article, we'll examine dog body language and what it can mean. Posture A dog's posture can reflect its emotional state and intentions. - Relaxed posture: A dog that feels calm and comfortable will adopt a relaxed posture, with its head and tail in a neutral position. - Alert posture: A dog that is alert will stand more upright, with its head and tail raised. - Defensive posture: A dog that feels threatened will adopt a more rigid posture, with its head and tail down. Tail A dog's tail is a key indicator of its emotional state. - High tail: A high tail usually indicates confidence and happiness. - Low tail: A low tail can signal submission. - Wagging tail: A tail that moves from side to side can express excitement or enthusiasm. Ears A dog's ears also reveal its emotional state: - Ears forward: Indicates attention and interest. - Ears back: May signal fear. - Droopy ears: Suggest sadness. Eyes A dog's eyes are a reflection of its emotional state and intentions. - Bright eyes: Indicate happiness and enthusiasm. - Dull eyes: May signal sadness. - Fixed eyes: Indicate attention and interest. #dogs #specialcreatures #Discipline

Getting Money Is One Thing… But Knowing How to Manage It? That’s the Real Power. Getting Money is Easy… Keeping It? That’s Where the Game Is. You don’t need millions to grow wealthy — you need discipline, direction, and a plan. Here are 10 no-nonsense money management tips to help you stop going broke even when you're earning: --- 1. Pay Yourself First Before you touch that paycheck, save at least 10%. Your future self will thank you. 2. Track Every Shilling Know where your money is going. Budget apps or a simple notebook can expose your silent money leaks. 3. Cut Emotional Spending Buying things just to “feel good” will leave your account feeling empty. Control the impulse. 4. Live Below Your Means Just because you can afford it doesn’t mean you should. Peace of mind > flexing. 5. Build an Emergency Fund Start with KSh 10,000. Life happens — don’t let one crisis wipe you out. 6. Set Money Goals Saving for nothing leads to spending on everything. Save with purpose: land, car, business, etc. 7. Invest Wisely Don’t let your money sleep in the bank forever. Learn to invest — even if it’s small. It grows. 8. Avoid Bad Debt Borrowing for lifestyle, not investment, is a trap. Know the difference. 9. Set Clear Financial Goals Saving without a goal is boring. Whether it’s a business, plot, or trip — give your money a mission. 10. Learn About Money Read books, watch YouTube, follow finance creators. Money grows when knowledge does. 11. Invest Consistently Don’t wait for millions. Start small — money working for you beats money just sitting. #nakupenda #Utom58 #De_NextVerYou #MONEY

From the parable of the 10 virgins, I’ve learned two important lessons: 1. To Always Be Prepared: The wise virgins came with extra oil because they didn’t want to be caught off guard. In real life, this means we should always plan ahead, whether it’s for opportunities, emergencies, or important moments. Being prepared saves us from regret. 2. To Take Responsibility for Your Own Life: The foolish virgins wanted to borrow oil, but some things in life just can’t be borrowed. This reminds us that certain efforts, like personal growth, discipline, and planning can’t borrowed neither can you borrow someone else’s hard work. Some things, we must learn to do it ourselves. At the end of the day, life rewards those who stay ready and take responsibility. Let’s all learn to stay ready and do the work now, not later. #SpreadTheLove #TeamB #PeaceOfMind #Nakupenda

Motivation gets you started. Discipline keeps you going. #attendance #passion #aduloju70

Whenever you're having a conversation with someone especially in a professional setting maintain eye contact for atleast 20% of the conversation so much that you can tell the colour of the eyes. It shows confidence and strong character of someone who can be trusted. #nakupenda #discipline