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You told your wife👩‍🦰 that you were going to work but you went to her best friend's house whose husband is a so|dier. 👮‍♂️ Her husband comes back and you hurried|y hid under the bed 🛏️ The so|dier sends his wife off to the market while you are sti|| hiding under the bêd. you overhear him inviting a |ady over the phone.🤣🤣 The lady comes and shôrt|y after his wife comes knôcking citing that her c|othes are sta!ned and she wants to change them🥺 Before the soldier husband opened the door. He tells the lady to hide under the bed. Now, the lady who comes face to face with you under the bêd turns out to be your wîfe🤣🤣 and both of you are |ooking at each other under the bed like rãbbits without saying a word.🙆🤣🤣 In school, We call it REUNION In social gatherings, we call it GET TOGETHER In Mathematics, we call it Simultaneous Equation In Psychology, we call it "what goes around comes around" In Chemistry, we called it chain reaction In Economics, we call it demand and supply In Physics, we call it nuclear fusion! In Agriculture we call it crop rotation 😂😂😅 In English we call it coincidence 😂😂 In government we call it check and balance 🤓🤓 In food and nutrition we call it balance diet 😁😁 May the phone of those who skîp after reading without lîking and commenting and shãring fall into a bãsin of water🤣🤣 Dón't forget to share like and comment. #Discipline #nakupenda

*DEAR PARENTS /GUARDIANS* *"Mohbad" means "I am bad".*_. *His real name was "Ileri Oluwa" meaning "The Promises of God". When he started his music career as a Christian singer, he tagged himself *"Imole" meaning *Light".* *He changed his name to "Mohbad" after carelessly taking a cult leader as a role model*. *Once he got caught in the snare laid by the evil squad, he was murdered before he could retrace his steps.* *Who is your role model?* *His parents are now gnashing their teeth, shifting blames.* *As a parent, how are you raising your own wards /children?* *Children , why on earth would you abandon God?* *"Mohbad" was buried at the age of 27.*😭😭😭 *Few weeks ago, a 19 year old boy was reportedly buried in his father's compound after being shot dead by rival cultists.* *Also,a fresh graduate of a university in Lagos, aged 21 was supposed to follow her parents home after the convocation ceremony, but she insisted on staying back for some wild celebrations.* *By 5 am the following day, she was found dead, half buried without her private parts and her breasts.* *A girl of 18 told her parents that she wanted to go and see her classmate, three hours later, her body was dumped in front of her father's house in a pool of blood, by her Yahoo boyfriend.* *As parents,* *1)When last did you see your children/child in school?(including university,polytechnic, etc).* *2)Who are your child's friends?* *3)Why does your child return home late especially at night?* *4)The hair style, dress, necklace, tattoo, etc, that your child has, what does it mean?* *5)When last did you check your child/ children in their room at night?* *6)What is your child doing or who is he or she calling at midnight?* *7)Why are your child's eyes sometimes red?* *8)What caused changes in his/her voice, itinerary & behavior from time to time?* *9)When last did you check the bag he/she is carrying up & down?* *10)When last did you check his/her phone,under the bed,his/her wardrobe?* *11)What caused the wound on his/her body?* *12)Why the very long fingernails?* *13)What causes the strange body odour?* *14)What type of iced drink do they prefer?* *15)Why is he/she not eating mum's food, always saying 'am ok'?* *16)If the family is going out together, why saying, 'go, I will meet you'?* *17)Do you take time to check the movie he/she is viewing on TV?* *18)Who visits when he/she is alone and why?* *19)Why is he talking to you looking down hiding his face?* *20)Why is your child so frightful especially if he/she wasn't like that before now?* *PLEASE CHECK* *Is your child in danger because you are INSENSITIVE*? *When you spoil your child you send him/ her to early grave.* *When you don't discipline, you are preparing for a monumental shocker.* *May the Almighty God not let us know the grave of our children.* *May we not be victims of our child's early or sudden death.* *May we not end our lives in regrets.* *May God in His Infinite mercy continue to deliver us from wicked and unreasonable forces.* #AMEN TO ALL SUPPLICATIONS. #prayers #Discipline #nakupenda

You are feared by your fears. So face it. Sometimes, the things we’re most afraid of are afraid of us too — afraid we’ll grow, change, and rise above them. Fear thrives in silence and avoidance. But the moment you turn around and stare it in the face, something shifts. You start to realize it’s not as powerful as it seemed. It was feeding off your hesitation. Your fears only have the power you give them. Face them, and you’ll see: they were never bigger than you — just louder. #Ngo_123 #grace

Take TIME to figure out what's BROKEN. It's the path to healing. Then take TIME to MEND it. What a tough but rewarding PROCESS.

riddle time!!! I’m not a system update, but I improve everything. I’m not a password, but I unlock hearts. I’m not a bug, but I fix what’s broken. What am I? Hint: Nakupenda runs on me, always. Answer: type it in the comment section #knowledge #nakupendariddle #gbemiking

I sent 65k to some widow this evening after she complained that she needed 150k to start a business. When I called to inform her that I sent her 65k to manage, she gave me the insult of my life, saying that she’s disappointed with the 65k and that she knows that all the money we are spending comes from the government. Ijust laughed and said good night. Lo and behold, after an hour, I received an alert for fund reversal; the money did not go! 🤣🤣🤣. She don call me tire. #Copied I saw this post and laughed out loud!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 She automatically became grateful 😂 #discipline

#dreamsandinterpretation Dream about Key, In the Bible, key represent open doors (Deut 28:6, Isa 22:22). If you dream of a key represents feelings of access, control, or freedom to do something. Key dream stand as a symbol of solution to a problem. For example, when you dream that you were given bunches of key or a single key, it simply means that God is about to answer your prayers. The meaning could reflect the presence of favour or might breakthrough will locate you soon. Keys are precious device. In the Bible, it also means open heavens. To keep receiving keys shows that you are going to experience your major testimony. Losing a key can be a bad omen. If your dream involve losing keys, it shows that you have lost your lifetime opportunities. It can also means sickness, financial problems. Similarly, if you failed to receive keys in your dream, it foretells hindrances to your making it in life. Finding a key in your dream can mean that you have been divinely restored. As times goes on, you will begin to see glorious changes in your life after this dream state. A key can also be a warning sign to close your destiny door., It could be a divine sign to focus one thing/problem and with the right key to bring solution. However, if you see yourself giving someone keys, it therefore means you are saving a person through challenges. It is therefore considered a bad sign when you try to open a door or gate with a key and it refuses to open. That spiritual symbol indicates your inability to get solution to your problems. To see more than one keys indicates that you are going to have good lucks, and possibilities in your dealings. Use Psalm 23, Psalm 27, Psalm 1:1-3 and John 15:1-5. Embark on 3 days fasting between 6am to 3pm, pray along with Matt 16:19.

Ministers of enjoyment. #nakupenda

A great continent like Africa is home to millions of young people who can't afford a decent lifestyle. How can these young people change these narratives for themselves? Is technology a path for redemption or should they depend on their governments to rescue them? What are your thoughts?

Putting Faith Into Practice Faith is essentially trust, which is a pivotal part of following Jesus. Hebrews 11:6 says, “Without faith it is impossible to please God..." And Ephesians 2:8 explains, “It is by grace you have been saved, through faith—and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God.” So we shouldn’t put too much faith in our own faith, but put our faith in God. Only He can create, save, and sustain. We can't know all things, but we can know Him—who knows all things. Which is why we would be wise to put our trust in Him. But putting our faith into practice isn’t always easy. The writer of Hebrews tells us that faith begins with having confidence in the things we hope for. More than that, it is having assurance for things we cannot see. While this sounds like a contradiction, faith actually requires us to believe in something outside of ourselves. If we could see it and measure it, it wouldn’t require faith. For instance, we read in Scripture that God created the earth and everything in it. But we weren’t there when it happened. It requires faith to believe that. Jesus says that those who believe in Him will inherit eternal life—but that’s a promise that has yet to come. We have to have faith that Jesus will keep His promise, and that one day we will be in heaven with Him. Faith is the assurance that what God promised will happen. It is the confidence that what Jesus said is actually true. This is why people in Scripture faithfully waited for God to fulfill His promises toward them. Most of them might not have seen that fulfillment in their lifetime, but they had faith that God would still follow through. Take some time to consider your own faith. Is your faith filled with confident hope? Pray for God to give you the assurance that all of His promises will come true. And as you do that, learn from the stories mentioned in Hebrews 11 on what it means to put faith into practice. 😍

🇻🇦 Annuntio vobis gaudium magnum: Habemus Papam! 🇻🇦 Eminentissimum ac Reverendissimum Dominum, Dominum Robertum Franciscum Sanctae Romanae Ecclesiae Cardinalem Prevost, qui sibi nomen imposuit Leonem XIV. “I announce to you a great joy: We have a Pope! The most eminent and most reverend Lord, Lord Robert Francis Cardinal of the Holy Roman Church Prevost, who takes to himself the name Leo XIV.” #Emacraft #Consistency #Nakupenda

WE LOVE AND CELEBRATE YOU ALL DEAR MOTHERS....life is incomplete without beautiful mothers, women are the best. #grateful #Peaakio's