• I love youuuuu

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  • Your Vision is everything.
    If you loose it, you loose Direction.
    Stay Disciplined!
    The world is your Stage, you've got to see it clearly.
    Everyone is Waiting. Show up!

    #Discipline #Stephen Jesse
    Your Vision is everything. If you loose it, you loose Direction. Stay Disciplined! The world is your Stage, you've got to see it clearly. Everyone is Waiting. Show up! #Discipline #Stephen Jesse
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  • #wordoftheday
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    #wordoftheday #Discipline #healthy
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  • *UNIVERSITY OF ADULTERY*
    *FINAL YEAR EXAMS*
    *COURSE: MARRIAGEMATICS*
    *Time*: *3Hrs 30MINS*

    *INSTRUCTIONS:*
    1 *_ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS_*
    2 *_ALL QUESTIONS MUST BE ATTEMPTED IRRESPECTIVE OF GENDER_*

    *1.* You are a married man and you have dated somebody's wife for *two* years, busy spending on her like there is no tomorrow. eventually she drops you and concentrates on her innocent husband. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. *(20 marks)*

    *2.* You bought a phone for your friend's wife and she gave it to her husband. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. *(20 marks)*

    *3. For Men* You're dating around 15 ladies and every lady is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 16s
    *(a)* Plot a graph of detoothers against prices of phones. *(15marks)*
    *(b)* Use your graph to estimate your future poverty *(5marks)*
    *(c)* Plot the percentage shame against volume of apologies to your family members. *(5 Mks)*

    *4.* You are whatsapping and facebooking other people's wives yet you don't want to see your wife on the social network. Calculate the Percentage Error in your thinking capacity. *(20 marks)*

    *5.* You are a *civil servant*, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than N1,000,000. Your daughter who is awaiting *WASSCE* result is using iPhone 16s and Samsung Galaxy worth N700,000 . Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. *(20 marks)*

    *6. *For ladies* You're a married woman and you have dated 20 guys with hard labour, use the law of diminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. *(20 marks)*

    *7.* You can't give your wife N10,000 for a pot of soup, but you spend over N50,000 in bars and restaurant.
    Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142 *(20 marks)*

    8.* You have been in the place of worship for years but your name is not in the book of LIFE because of the secret sin. Calculate the years you will spend in HELL? (30 mark)
    _*BEST OF LUCK!*
    Your Time Starts Now. But remember to share to all your friends because the question papers are not many to go round... Laughing but serious issue: Pls don't laugh alone.
    Hell is Real, Heaven is REAL!
    #Discipline
    #Heavenisreal
    *UNIVERSITY OF ADULTERY* *FINAL YEAR EXAMS* *COURSE: MARRIAGEMATICS* *Time*: *3Hrs 30MINS* *INSTRUCTIONS:* 1 *_ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS_* 2 *_ALL QUESTIONS MUST BE ATTEMPTED IRRESPECTIVE OF GENDER_* *1.* You are a married man and you have dated somebody's wife for *two* years, busy spending on her like there is no tomorrow. eventually she drops you and concentrates on her innocent husband. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. *(20 marks)* *2.* You bought a phone for your friend's wife and she gave it to her husband. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. *(20 marks)* *3. For Men* You're dating around 15 ladies and every lady is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 16s *(a)* Plot a graph of detoothers against prices of phones. *(15marks)* *(b)* Use your graph to estimate your future poverty *(5marks)* *(c)* Plot the percentage shame against volume of apologies to your family members. *(5 Mks)* *4.* You are whatsapping and facebooking other people's wives yet you don't want to see your wife on the social network. Calculate the Percentage Error in your thinking capacity. *(20 marks)* *5.* You are a *civil servant*, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than N1,000,000. Your daughter who is awaiting *WASSCE* result is using iPhone 16s and Samsung Galaxy worth N700,000 . Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. *(20 marks)* *6. *For ladies* You're a married woman and you have dated 20 guys with hard labour, use the law of diminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. *(20 marks)* *7.* You can't give your wife N10,000 for a pot of soup, but you spend over N50,000 in bars and restaurant. Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142 *(20 marks)* 8.* You have been in the place of worship for years but your name is not in the book of LIFE because of the secret sin. Calculate the years you will spend in HELL? (30 mark) _*BEST OF LUCK!* Your Time Starts Now. But remember to share to all your friends because the question papers are not many to go round... Laughing but serious issue: Pls don't laugh alone. Hell is Real, Heaven is REAL! #Discipline #Heavenisreal
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  • As we go down to sleep
    We beg God our souls to keep. May we have a very goodnight rest


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    As we go down to sleep We beg God our souls to keep. May we have a very goodnight rest 😴😴 #discipline
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  • Lets see some throw backs !!


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    Lets see some throw backs !! #nakupenda #discipline #peaceofmind
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  • #DISCIPLINE
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    #DISCIPLINE #Safetyfirst
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  • Love and light


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    Love and light #discipline
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  • #DISCIPLINE
    #TEAM 1
    # NAKUPENDA
    #DISCIPLINE #TEAM 1 # NAKUPENDA
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  • Good morning
    TEAM DISCIPLINE
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    Good morning TEAM DISCIPLINE #discipline
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  • Praise the Lord oh my soul!!!!!


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    Praise the Lord oh my soul!!!!! #discipline
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  • #DISCIPLINE
    #Find peace
    #DISCIPLINE #Find peace
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