Insecurities at its peaks!!!!! #discipline

*UNIVERSITY OF ADULTERY* *FINAL YEAR EXAMS* *COURSE: MARRIAGEMATICS* *Time*: *3Hrs 30MINS* *INSTRUCTIONS:* 1 *_ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS_* 2 *_ALL QUESTIONS MUST BE ATTEMPTED IRRESPECTIVE OF GENDER_* *1.* You are a married man and you have dated somebody's wife for *two* years, busy spending on her like there is no tomorrow. eventually she drops you and concentrates on her innocent husband. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. *(20 marks)* *2.* You bought a phone for your friend's wife and she gave it to her husband. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. *(20 marks)* *3. For Men* You're dating around 15 ladies and every lady is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 16s *(a)* Plot a graph of detoothers against prices of phones. *(15marks)* *(b)* Use your graph to estimate your future poverty *(5marks)* *(c)* Plot the percentage shame against volume of apologies to your family members. *(5 Mks)* *4.* You are whatsapping and facebooking other people's wives yet you don't want to see your wife on the social network. Calculate the Percentage Error in your thinking capacity. *(20 marks)* *5.* You are a *civil servant*, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than N1,000,000. Your daughter who is awaiting *WASSCE* result is using iPhone 16s and Samsung Galaxy worth N700,000 . Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. *(20 marks)* *6. *For ladies* You're a married woman and you have dated 20 guys with hard labour, use the law of diminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. *(20 marks)* *7.* You can't give your wife N10,000 for a pot of soup, but you spend over N50,000 in bars and restaurant. Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142 *(20 marks)* 8.* You have been in the place of worship for years but your name is not in the book of LIFE because of the secret sin. Calculate the years you will spend in HELL? (30 mark) _*BEST OF LUCK!* Your Time Starts Now. But remember to share to all your friends because the question papers are not many to go round... Laughing but serious issue: Pls don't laugh alone. Hell is Real, Heaven is REAL! #Discipline #Heavenisreal

The pope has now proceeded to the room of tears to remove his cardinal regalia and wear the white robe of the pope and the guard of honour has now mounted awaiting the announcement of the new leader of over 1.5billion Roman catholics all over the world. While we don't care who he is, we care about who he will be and what he stands for. Being Pope is a huge sacrifice for any body. That is why we constantly pray for the pope. #proudlycatholic #discipline

#TGIF #Safetyobserved #Discipline

The question is are you normal????? 🤣🤣🤣 #discipline

#Discipline #Ezechibuzo #Goodmorning

Discipline saved China Indiscipline drowned Europe Arrogance is killing America,I hope Ignorance will not drown Africa #attendance #Fortuneandre #passion

Love and light #discipline

As we go down to sleep We beg God our souls to keep. May we have a very goodnight rest 😴😴 #discipline

Whenever you're having a conversation with someone especially in a professional setting maintain eye contact for atleast 20% of the conversation so much that you can tell the colour of the eyes. It shows confidence and strong character of someone who can be trusted. #nakupenda #discipline

Happy Sunday #purity #Discipline

Magnify the Lord with me Exalt the name of Jesus!!!! #discipline