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*It takes just one person to destroy a group.* #Do not be that person.* # Be a builder.* *𝗡𝗼𝗯𝗼𝗱𝘆 𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗻𝗱s 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗻 𝘄𝗲 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗺𝗲𝗲𝘁 o𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗷𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗻𝗲𝘆 𝗼𝗳 𝗹𝗶𝗳𝗲. 𝗪𝗲 𝗺𝗮𝘆 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗯𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘆 𝗯𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗱, 𝘄𝗲 𝗺𝗮𝘆 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗚𝗼𝗱 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗽𝘂𝘁 𝘂𝘀 𝘁𝗼𝗴𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗮𝘀 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗯𝗶𝗴 𝗳𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗹𝘆.* *𝗥𝗲𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗽 𝗶𝘀 𝗮 𝘀𝗶𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗴𝗶𝗳𝘁 𝗼𝗳 N𝗮𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲.* *𝗡𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗯𝗲𝘁𝗿𝗮𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗴𝗲𝗻𝘂𝗶𝗻𝗲𝗹𝘆...*✍ #nakupenda #Discipline

Don't wind up yet! The Challenge is only here to make you Stronger and Changed. #Stephenjesse #nakupenda #Discipline

*TODAY IS THE MOTHER OF TOMORROW* What you do today shapes your tomorrow. Winners don’t wait,they create. Stay consistent, and watch your success unfold. #happiness #AWESOMEGOD

*UNIVERSITY OF ADULTERY* *FINAL YEAR EXAMS* *COURSE: MARRIAGEMATICS* *Time*: *3Hrs 30MINS* *INSTRUCTIONS:* 1 *_ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS_* 2 *_ALL QUESTIONS MUST BE ATTEMPTED IRRESPECTIVE OF GENDER_* *1.* You are a married man and you have dated somebody's wife for *two* years, busy spending on her like there is no tomorrow. eventually she drops you and concentrates on her innocent husband. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. *(20 marks)* *2.* You bought a phone for your friend's wife and she gave it to her husband. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. *(20 marks)* *3. For Men* You're dating around 15 ladies and every lady is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 16s *(a)* Plot a graph of detoothers against prices of phones. *(15marks)* *(b)* Use your graph to estimate your future poverty *(5marks)* *(c)* Plot the percentage shame against volume of apologies to your family members. *(5 Mks)* *4.* You are whatsapping and facebooking other people's wives yet you don't want to see your wife on the social network. Calculate the Percentage Error in your thinking capacity. *(20 marks)* *5.* You are a *civil servant*, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than N1,000,000. Your daughter who is awaiting *WASSCE* result is using iPhone 16s and Samsung Galaxy worth N700,000 . Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. *(20 marks)* *6. *For ladies* You're a married woman and you have dated 20 guys with hard labour, use the law of diminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. *(20 marks)* *7.* You can't give your wife N10,000 for a pot of soup, but you spend over N50,000 in bars and restaurant. Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142 *(20 marks)* 8.* You have been in the place of worship for years but your name is not in the book of LIFE because of the secret sin. Calculate the years you will spend in HELL? (30 mark) _*BEST OF LUCK!* Your Time Starts Now. But remember to share to all your friends because the question papers are not many to go round... Laughing but serious issue: Pls don't laugh alone. Hell is Real, Heaven is REAL! #Discipline #Heavenisreal

#SpreadTheLove #waskydone Just Because I love you not for what you do, But for the light you bring me through. Just being near you feels so right, You are my heart, my soul, my light.

#FAVOUR #GODSUNSHINE13 Passion and Purpose 1. *"The best way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing."* - Walt Disney 2. *"Your time is limited, don't waste it living someone else's life."* - Steve Jobs 3. *"Do something today that your future self will thank you for."* - Unknown MAKE THE TESTIMONY COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS FORGET ABOUT THE STORMS

#SpreadTheLove, #waskydone No need for diamonds, stars above— You are my peace, my joy, my love. So here's a poem, short but true, A world of love, just wrapped in you. #SpreadTheLove

The world yearns for a space where we can find hope again as we connect with people, learn, get quality entertainment and do business. A place crafted in love for humanity, Nakupenda! #Nakupenda

How do couples who stay together and doing it raw avoid pregnancy ?

How do you ask a girl you've been talking to for like 3 months,what her name is? coz i forgot

**Track Every Penny You Spend*** You can’t manage what you don’t measure. Tracking your expenses reveals the habits and patterns draining your money. *What to Do*: • Use simple tools like a notebook or free apps like Wallet or Spendee. • Review your daily and weekly spending. Highlight non-essential expenses you can reduce. #Paddylay #Passion

Don't watch the clock, do what it does. Keep going." - Sam Levenson #Ngo_123 #grace