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Our imaginations have been tampered with by so many things that suggests that the status quo should not be challenged! We are told to take it easy... What will be will be... Don't dream too big so you don't get disappointed... "Small" talks here and there nudging us to settle for safe that is a hoax 👀 May I announce to you that YOU ARE LIMITLESS!!! The only limitation is the negative noises that you allow to echo àbove and infiltrate your value driven imagination ✍️ The best part is, we do have an example of what was, what is and what would be-CHRIST (we have the mind of Christ) So, now, tell me... What would the world do with you?🤔 #loveth #grace

Humans have survived together for centuries. Algorithms cannot separate us now. We are embracing humanity. #Knowledge

Happy Father's day to all the responsible fathers out there 💞💞💞 #Ijesuccess #Happiness #Nakupenda

#Grateful As betatesters of this App Nakupenda how can we compare it with other social media like Facebook and Instagram, what are the features needed or unique here?

The truths will always prevail # Nakupenda

A Cockerel is important on its own, having power is the ability to please. A lot of things don't matter very much and most things don't matter at all. The people who think themselves important are the first to have breakdowns. @Nakupenda everyone is very important. Let's treat ourselves fairly #Favour #ForTUNate_2016

Father, please have mercy on us all, and make way for us, AMEN and AMEN, 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Your Vision is everything. If you loose it, you loose Direction. Stay Disciplined! The world is your Stage, you've got to see it clearly. Everyone is Waiting. Show up! #Discipline #Stephen Jesse

The day you decides to stop loosing that is when u will start WINNING #ATTENDANCE #EXPRESS #PASSION

Tonight, my heart is full! I received a beautiful a tip and gift, and it made my day. I’m going to bed with a big smile and the peace that comes with feeling loved. Grateful for the little things that bring so much joy. Sleeping like a baby tonight! Goodnight, fam. #GratefulHeart #FeelingBlessed #SpreadTheLove on #NakupendaVibes #PeaceOfMind

God of Wonders.... God of Perfection...... EL Roi...... The God Who Sees Me....... Only you...... My Hope.... My Source...... And Sustenance......... #consistency. #freshbabe

*UNIVERSITY OF ADULTERY* *FINAL YEAR EXAMS* *COURSE: MARRIAGEMATICS* *Time*: *3Hrs 30MINS* *INSTRUCTIONS:* 1 *_ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS_* 2 *_ALL QUESTIONS MUST BE ATTEMPTED IRRESPECTIVE OF GENDER_* *1.* You are a married man and you have dated somebody's wife for *two* years, busy spending on her like there is no tomorrow. eventually she drops you and concentrates on her innocent husband. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. *(20 marks)* *2.* You bought a phone for your friend's wife and she gave it to her husband. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. *(20 marks)* *3. For Men* You're dating around 15 ladies and every lady is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 16s *(a)* Plot a graph of detoothers against prices of phones. *(15marks)* *(b)* Use your graph to estimate your future poverty *(5marks)* *(c)* Plot the percentage shame against volume of apologies to your family members. *(5 Mks)* *4.* You are whatsapping and facebooking other people's wives yet you don't want to see your wife on the social network. Calculate the Percentage Error in your thinking capacity. *(20 marks)* *5.* You are a *civil servant*, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than N1,000,000. Your daughter who is awaiting *WASSCE* result is using iPhone 16s and Samsung Galaxy worth N700,000 . Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. *(20 marks)* *6. *For ladies* You're a married woman and you have dated 20 guys with hard labour, use the law of diminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. *(20 marks)* *7.* You can't give your wife N10,000 for a pot of soup, but you spend over N50,000 in bars and restaurant. Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142 *(20 marks)* 8.* You have been in the place of worship for years but your name is not in the book of LIFE because of the secret sin. Calculate the years you will spend in HELL? (30 mark) _*BEST OF LUCK!* Your Time Starts Now. But remember to share to all your friends because the question papers are not many to go round... Laughing but serious issue: Pls don't laugh alone. Hell is Real, Heaven is REAL! #Discipline #Heavenisreal