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#GODSUNSHINE13 #FAVOUR #ATTENDENT *"I knew this was possible, and I'm proud of what we've achieved!"* *"This news gives me even more confidence in our abilities!"* *"The future looks bright, and I'm excited to see what we can accomplish next!"*

*What we asked you to do!* *Your job:* For the next 50 days. 1. Sign up on the website free. 2. Interact with the website 3. Interact with people on the website and use all the features as much as possible. 4. Find faults on the platform 5. Report those faults 6. Find what is not working and 7. Suggest what you think can be done better. [04/06, 8:46 am] +234 803 254 5417: *What we promised*👇👇👇👇 *Your compensation:* Depending on your level of seriousness and work ethics. 1. The company will pay $20 (N30,000) - $230 (N345,000) for the first year subscription for you. This premium entry will help you generate millions in revenue. 2. We will train you on how to use the platform to generate money for you when we launch. And give you preference to have your links spread across the globe first before big influencers come in. 3. The Company will assign 1% of global profit to be shared by this team. *Kindly note:* 1. We will only reward hard work and honesty. 2. Dishonest or lazy persons will be kicked out of the program. 3. We will require a full KYC of all volunteers. 4. Only volunteers who do their job faithfully will be drafted for rewards #nakupenda #Discipline

I just got tipped.!!! Yaaayy. thanks alot this is quite encouraging [Makanaki] #nakupenda

No better words than this #passion #Nakupenda

All hail her Royal Majesty! Today marks the anniversary of my reign, the day a queen 🫅🏼 was born! Every step I take is grace, every word I speak is power, and every dream I chase turns into gold. This new year of my life, I step into more greatness, more wisdom, and more unstoppable energy. To all who have walked this journey with me, thank you for your love 💕 and light 🚨 But today? 😊 Today is about *ME* because royalty deserves to be celebrated! Happy Birthday to ME! Long may I reign! 🎂 🎂 🎈 #RoyaltyUnmatched #BornToRule #QueenEnergy #Grateful #PeaceOfMind

*UNIVERSITY OF ADULTERY* *FINAL YEAR EXAMS* *COURSE: MARRIAGEMATICS* *Time*: *3Hrs 30MINS* *INSTRUCTIONS:* 1 *_ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS_* 2 *_ALL QUESTIONS MUST BE ATTEMPTED IRRESPECTIVE OF GENDER_* *1.* You are a married man and you have dated somebody's wife for *two* years, busy spending on her like there is no tomorrow. eventually she drops you and concentrates on her innocent husband. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. *(20 marks)* *2.* You bought a phone for your friend's wife and she gave it to her husband. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. *(20 marks)* *3. For Men* You're dating around 15 ladies and every lady is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 16s *(a)* Plot a graph of detoothers against prices of phones. *(15marks)* *(b)* Use your graph to estimate your future poverty *(5marks)* *(c)* Plot the percentage shame against volume of apologies to your family members. *(5 Mks)* *4.* You are whatsapping and facebooking other people's wives yet you don't want to see your wife on the social network. Calculate the Percentage Error in your thinking capacity. *(20 marks)* *5.* You are a *civil servant*, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than N1,000,000. Your daughter who is awaiting *WASSCE* result is using iPhone 16s and Samsung Galaxy worth N700,000 . Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. *(20 marks)* *6. *For ladies* You're a married woman and you have dated 20 guys with hard labour, use the law of diminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. *(20 marks)* *7.* You can't give your wife N10,000 for a pot of soup, but you spend over N50,000 in bars and restaurant. Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142 *(20 marks)* 8.* You have been in the place of worship for years but your name is not in the book of LIFE because of the secret sin. Calculate the years you will spend in HELL? (30 mark) _*BEST OF LUCK!* Your Time Starts Now. But remember to share to all your friends because the question papers are not many to go round... Laughing but serious issue: Pls don't laugh alone. Hell is Real, Heaven is REAL! #Discipline #Heavenisreal

I just wanna see everyone win in life. So if you’re reading this, I’m rooting for you. May all your soons turn into finally. #Apostle of memes #memeslord

Monetization is quietly killing social media. Not because people are earning—but because earning is now prioritized over thinking. We’ve entered an age where the algorithm rewards virality, not value. Loudness over wisdom. Hooks over healing. Trends over truth. And what does that do to original creators? We now have to contort. We’re forced to trim our depth, speed up our speech, mimic the trending tone, and collapse complex ideas into snackable, swipeable fluff just to be seen. It’s no longer “create from the heart.” It’s “create for the machine.” Creators with real originality—those who used to educate, inspire, disturb, enlighten—are now ghosting themselves just to survive the scroll. Because if we dare to slow down, teach deeper, or go against the algorithmic grain, we get buried. But here’s the deeper cost: We’re building entire followings off of dopamine, not depth. We’re gaining “likes” but losing legacy. And for those of us who started with truth in our bones, this slow dilution is a kind of spiritual erosion. But let this be a reminder: The algorithm might own the feed… But you own your voice. If you have to adapt, adapt wisely. But don’t trade your soul for reach. Don’t become a parody of your own power. Real originality still matters. Even if it doesn’t trend. #nakupenda #grateful #teamB #newweek #may2025

TEACH YOUR DAUGHTERS THAT They are five (5) important dresses a woman should wear in her lifetime. These are: 1. School uniform 2. Matriculation gown 3. Graduation gown 4. Wedding gown 5. Maternity gown Let your daughters know;That if any girl skips the 2nd dress, she will not get to wear the 3rd. Daughters must not rush to wear the 5th just because a man has promised them the 4th. More so, the 4th fits better and more prestigious if worn before the 5th. Our daughters must learn to wait and follow the dress pattern from 1 to 5. Be a good parent and Christian leader. We have this as a responsibility to our Children as parents. And it is Very important. #nakupenda #Utom58 #De_NextVerYou

Everyday is the best day in this year for me and I'm enjoying every bit of it. Blessed new week Fam. #sarahdalandlady #Grateful #happy #teamD

Nigerians never Learn. This is the list of Ponzi schemes that have made away with Nigerians hard-earned money yet they still fall mugu MMM Nigeria – 2016 Ultimate Cycler – 2016 Get Help Worldwide (GHW) – 2016 Twinkas – 2016 Icharity Club – 2016 Crowd Rising – 2016 Claritta – 2016 Help2Get – 2016 Loopers Club – 2016 Givers Forum – 2016 NNN Nigeria – 2017 MMM Cooperation – 2017 GCCH (Global Crediting Cooperative Hub) – 2017 Money Riot – 2017 RevoMoney – 2017 SwissGolden (Nigeria version) – 2017 NNU (Nigeria News Update) – 2017 Peer2Peer Donation – 2017 Twinkas Reloaded – 2017 Donation Hub – 2017 MyBonus – 2017 ZarFund – 2017 Bitclub Advantage – 2018 Million Money – 2018 Helping Hands International – 2018 DGSOUK – 2018 Pennywise – 2018 Loom – 2019 Crowd1 – 2019 Lion’s Share – 2020 InksNation – 2020 Baraza Multipurpose Cooperative – 2020 Racksterli – 2020 86FB (aka 86Z) – 2021 Eagle Cooperative – 2021 Royal Q (Nigerian scam version) – 2021 FINAFRICA – 2021 Ovaioza Farm Produce Storage – 2022 QNet (Nigeria) – 2022 Afriq Arbitrage System (AAS) – 2022 MBA Forex – 2022 Chinmark Group – 2022 Inksledger – 2022 Axim Exchange – 2022 Compoundly – 2024 CALA (Cala Finance) – 2023 6Dollars Investment – 2023 Sidra Investment (cloned scam version) – 2024 WealthBuddy – 2024 BitFinance Global – 2025 CBEX-2025 How many of them duped you?#Olufaderomi#peejay