Αναζήτηση

Today, I want to introduce myself. I am a passionate Frontend Developer! With a keen eye for design and a love for coding, I craft visually stunning and user-friendly interfaces that bring ideas to life. I'm excited to connect with fellow developers, designers, and potential collaborators. Let's build something amazing together! #FrontendDeveloper #WebDevelopment #NewBeginnings"
#Favour
#tessy_rich

Tension everywhere...who are you supporting?

Be Patient
*DON'T DRAG THE TRAY!*

*A man was sent to the annual national convention of his professional body by his company.*

*The convention was a congregation of about 10,000 people.*

*During one of the days at the convention, it was time for lunch and people were being served.*

*This man saw that they were serving people beside him left & right but they were not serving him and the people on his row.*

*He shouted at the ladies serving and they told him to keep calm that there is enough food for everyone & that it will soon get to his turn.*

*He watched angrily as they passed the tray containing plates of soup and amala before him again twice without serving him.*

*When he saw another lady carrying the tray, he stood up angrily & dragged the tray of ewedu soup to take his food by force.*

*Suddenly, the whole tray containing about 6 plates of soup landed on his head as he dragged the tray from the lady's hands.*

*His white cloth was stained, soiled and spoilt. Pepper got into his eyes and he was shouting, 'my eyes oo, somebody help me, my eyes oo, pepper in my eyes oo.' Suddenly, he was called to the high table because his company had penciled him down as their resource person for the conversation, following the fact that their much awaited person didn't turn up.*

*People around him had to drag him out as he could not open his eyes because of the pepper that was still in his eyes. It was a complete show of shame & a reward of impatience.*

*Dear reader, many of us are like this man; we feel others are already 'eating' success, breakthroughs, fame, popularity, academic excellence, accomplishments and we are yet to be served our own 'food' and we are being tempted to 'drag the tray' and take our own food by force.*

*Friends, I know waiting ****** is not an easy ******. Atimes we feel our friends have left us behind. Many that we started as single ladies together are now married with children & here we are, still single and no ray of proposal, talk less of marriage.*

*Some of us, many of our friends that we got married the same year are through with child bearing and here we are, no miscarriage once, talk less of giving birth, and we feel like 'dragging the tray.'*

*At times, many of us feel that many of our friends that we started work together have left us behind as we see their career blossoming, we feel the only way we can also see our careers validated is to 'drag the tray.'*

*Friends, be encouraged! The one serving this 'food' of marriage, success, promotion, career breakthrough is not a man. HE is GOD, your Maker!*

*HE has your own plate of 'food' in HIS tray. At the appointed time, HE will serve you & when you will be eating your own food, those who have eaten before you will watch your mouth as you 'eat' with pleasure.*

*Don't 'drag the tray.' Don't take short cut. If you get the 'miracle' by 'dragging the tray' you will end up in ridicule as you will later be dragged out in shame as the 'pepper' in your eyes will make the end of your 'miracle' a show of shame.*

*If you are waiting on man, hmmm it's well with You. But if you are waiting on GOD, your waiting ****** is not a wasted ******!*

*As We continue this Year, Please Wait on GOD. Your 'food' is closer to you than you think.*

*THIS YEAR IS FILLED WITH YOUR THANKSGIVING, TESTIMONIES, GRATITUDE, CONGRATULATIONS, AND PRAISES TO THE ALMIGHTY GOD*

*Therefore:*

*Don't Drag The Tray!*
DO HAVE A PLEASANT WEEK AHEAD.

Hey devs & future devs!
Just landed here, and I’m bringing the world of web development to your feed—one post at a time.

Whether you’re just starting out or deep in the code trenches, I’ll be sharing:

Quick tips to level up your skills

Real-world projects & examples

Best practices for clean, efficient code

Behind-the-scenes of how the web really works

And of course, snippets that slap

If you're into building beautiful, fast, and functional websites—or want to learn how— hit the comment/react button and let’s grow together.

Let’s make the web a better place, one line of code at a time.
#WebDev #CodingTips #HTML #CSS #JavaScript #Frontend #DeveloperLife

Former Manchester United player Aaron Wan-Bissaka has officially switched allegiance from England to DR Congo. He joins a side brimming with talent of the likes of Ipswich's Axel Tuanzebe, Marseilles' Chancelle Mbemba, Brentford's Yoan Wissa and Cedric Bakambu of Real Betis among others. The one thing I can't quite figure out is why despite their unbelievable talent the DRC's team is so abhorrently average.
#consistency

"Look at how skinny she is. I hope she doesn’t have HIV,” Annabel whispered to her gossip mate, Gloria, as Temidayo, the new girl, walked past their table.
Giggling softly, Gloria glanced back and smirked.
“I bet she has ****** too.”
They burst into laughter, loud enough to drown out the chatter in the classroom.

Annabel’s eyes gleamed mischievously. “I have an idea,” she said, rising from her seat.
The two girls marched confidently toward where Temidayo—who preferred to be called Temi—sat, her head buried in a book.

“Miss Skinniest Girl in the Universe, what are you reading?” Annabel mocked, slapping her palm down on the open page.
Temi flinched and pulled her book away. “Leave me alone, please,” she said quietly.

Gloria chuckled. “Why don’t you want problems? Is it because you’re so slim? Afraid one touch will break your bones?” She gave Temi a hard nudge on the shoulder.

Temi’s grip tightened on the book. Her heart raced.
“I SAID, LEAVE ME ALONE!” she screamed, swinging the book and hitting Gloria squarely in the face.

The class froze.
The scuffle that followed was short but fierce—leaving both girls with bloody noses and stunned silence in their wake.

They were punished severely. But for Temidayo, the pain ran deeper than the bruises. That day, she learned a painful truth:

Never let anyone push you to the edge where your actions are ruled by rage.
Because once anger takes the wheel, regret often rides in the backseat.

© Juliet Chinenyenwa Alex
#grace
#julietchineneyenwaalex

Ryan Gravenberch’s agent Jose Fortes: “He's good enough for Real Madrid. We would love for him to play for them, but Liverpool would ask for a lot of money”.

“I know they've had their eye on him, but now it's impossible”, told @marca.
~fabrizio Romano
#grace
#banjodx
#de_listener
#sport

Popular Nakupenda Influencers Battle Over Supremacy in the Compliment/Feedback group

May 17, 2025 – Nakupenda App Community Goes from Fire to Flowers

It began like any ordinary morning in one of Nakupenda’s lively feedback groups. A user, affectionately known by their name Joy, kickstarted the day with a detailed lament about the app’s data consumption, loading delays, and the need for a toggle to disable automatic media loading. What followed, however, wasn’t your average bug report discussion, it was a theatrical clash of opinions, sprinkled with emojis, subtle jabs, and dramatic court adjournments.

The Trigger: Tech Talk and Data Drain

User Joy, took the floor with a data-fueled rant, blaming the app’s lag on its auto-media load feature. They called for an update allowing users to choose what files to load,a logical suggestion wrapped in relatable humor.

But tech-head Ezekiel was not having it.

"I doubt it consumes a quarter of what TikTok and Instagram consume," he quipped, offering a sarcastic solution: “Come let me sub you… but delete your long message first.”

The virtual courtroom quickly convened. Another user played judge with a dramatic “Court riseeeeeee!!!” while Esther adjourned the "case" till June 10. Yet, the original poster came back swinging: “TikTok doesn’t consume data as much as you think, my dear,” followed by a sprinkle of eye rolls and walk-offs.

From Heat to Healing: The Ceasefire

What looked like the beginning of a full-on digital duel suddenly cooled. Ezekiel, sensing rising tension, backpedaled: “I was just pulling your legs bruh… we no dey fight for Nakupenda.” The response? “Amen,” followed by a truce-sealing “I prefer here.” after Ezekiel offered to take the argument to nakupenda platform.

The peacemaker, our Honourable David, who had dashed off for popcorn, returned to find the flames already doused: “The mindset of Nakupenda has already begun here. Who noticed how the fight ended without external police?” They praised the community’s peacekeeping efforts and suggested gamifying such debates as point-based tasks.

The Verdict

What started as a feature complaint turned into a spontaneous power tussle between app loyalists and skeptics, ending in respectful silence and virtual hugs. In true Nakupenda spirit, no moderator intervention was needed. The chat evolved from criticism to comedy, rivalry to resolution, proving once again: Nakupenda is not just an app; it’s a vibe.

Moral of the Chart: You can disagree, banter, and drop shade but at Nakupenda, love and laughter still win the day.


By Ezekiel
Edited by JOY

#nakupenda #peace

#Favour #Attendance #ForTUNate_2016

Three University students dodged exam because they did not study They came up with a plan, got themselves dirty using grease, then went to see the Lecturer” Sir we are sorry we couldn't make it to the exam.

We attended a wedding and on our way back the car broke down and we became so dirty as you can see".

The Lecturer understood and gave them three days
to prepare. After three days, they went to the Lecturer very ready for the exam because they had studied.
The Lecturer decided to put them in three separate classes with only four questions in the exam paper as follows:
1. Who got married? (25 marks)
2. Where was the reception held? (25mks)
3. Where exactly did the car break down?
(25mks)
4.What type of car broke down? (25mks)

Marking scheme: your answers must be the same.!!!
As we speak, they are still in the exam hall writing!
#Happiness#
#Nk79#
Nkechi Clara

#SpreadTheLove, #waskydone

No words are spoken, none are missed,
Just the hush of a tender kiss.
And in that quiet, love is known—
A sacred space that’s ours alone.

What is the greatest financial advice you can give to someone trying to get their life together?
#grace
#De_listener
#banjodx