• What happens when corruption meets oil money at the highest levels? MalabuGate delivers the clear, chronological breakdown of Nigeria's most consequential oil scandal that spans multiple administrations, crosses international borders, and involves some of the world's biggest corporations.

    This isn't conspiracy theory—it's meticulously researched investigative journalism based on court documents, financial records, and exclusive sources. For the first time, you'll understand exactly how OPL 245 became a symbol of everything wrong with resource governance in Nigeria.

    Whether you're a policy expert, concerned citizen, or simply someone who cares about justice, this documentary connects dots you never knew existed. Watch now on YouTube and join the growing community of informed Nigerians demanding accountability. Knowledge isn't just power—it's the first step toward #change. #Transparency starts with you.
    #Discipline
    What happens when corruption meets oil money at the highest levels? MalabuGate delivers the clear, chronological breakdown of Nigeria's most consequential oil scandal that spans multiple administrations, crosses international borders, and involves some of the world's biggest corporations. This isn't conspiracy theory—it's meticulously researched investigative journalism based on court documents, financial records, and exclusive sources. For the first time, you'll understand exactly how OPL 245 became a symbol of everything wrong with resource governance in Nigeria. Whether you're a policy expert, concerned citizen, or simply someone who cares about justice, this documentary connects dots you never knew existed. Watch now on YouTube and join the growing community of informed Nigerians demanding accountability. Knowledge isn't just power—it's the first step toward #change. #Transparency starts with you. #Discipline
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  • Who has this for sale?
    Please DM me with the price
    #discipline
    Who has this for sale? Please DM me with the price 🙏 #discipline
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  • Motivation gets you started. Discipline keeps you going. #attendance #passion #aduloju70
    Motivation gets you started. Discipline keeps you going. #attendance #passion #aduloju70
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  • *UNIVERSITY OF ADULTERY*
    *FINAL YEAR EXAMS*
    *COURSE: MARRIAGEMATICS*
    *Time*: *3Hrs 30MINS*

    *INSTRUCTIONS:*
    1 *_ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS_*
    2 *_ALL QUESTIONS MUST BE ATTEMPTED IRRESPECTIVE OF GENDER_*

    *1.* You are a married man and you have dated somebody's wife for *two* years, busy spending on her like there is no tomorrow. eventually she drops you and concentrates on her innocent husband. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. *(20 marks)*

    *2.* You bought a phone for your friend's wife and she gave it to her husband. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. *(20 marks)*

    *3. For Men* You're dating around 15 ladies and every lady is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 16s
    *(a)* Plot a graph of detoothers against prices of phones. *(15marks)*
    *(b)* Use your graph to estimate your future poverty *(5marks)*
    *(c)* Plot the percentage shame against volume of apologies to your family members. *(5 Mks)*

    *4.* You are whatsapping and facebooking other people's wives yet you don't want to see your wife on the social network. Calculate the Percentage Error in your thinking capacity. *(20 marks)*

    *5.* You are a *civil servant*, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than N1,000,000. Your daughter who is awaiting *WASSCE* result is using iPhone 16s and Samsung Galaxy worth N700,000 . Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. *(20 marks)*

    *6. *For ladies* You're a married woman and you have dated 20 guys with hard labour, use the law of diminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. *(20 marks)*

    *7.* You can't give your wife N10,000 for a pot of soup, but you spend over N50,000 in bars and restaurant.
    Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142 *(20 marks)*

    8.* You have been in the place of worship for years but your name is not in the book of LIFE because of the secret sin. Calculate the years you will spend in HELL? (30 mark)
    _*BEST OF LUCK!*
    Your Time Starts Now. But remember to share to all your friends because the question papers are not many to go round... Laughing but serious issue: Pls don't laugh alone.
    Hell is Real, Heaven is REAL!
    #Discipline
    #Heavenisreal
    *UNIVERSITY OF ADULTERY* *FINAL YEAR EXAMS* *COURSE: MARRIAGEMATICS* *Time*: *3Hrs 30MINS* *INSTRUCTIONS:* 1 *_ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS_* 2 *_ALL QUESTIONS MUST BE ATTEMPTED IRRESPECTIVE OF GENDER_* *1.* You are a married man and you have dated somebody's wife for *two* years, busy spending on her like there is no tomorrow. eventually she drops you and concentrates on her innocent husband. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. *(20 marks)* *2.* You bought a phone for your friend's wife and she gave it to her husband. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. *(20 marks)* *3. For Men* You're dating around 15 ladies and every lady is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 16s *(a)* Plot a graph of detoothers against prices of phones. *(15marks)* *(b)* Use your graph to estimate your future poverty *(5marks)* *(c)* Plot the percentage shame against volume of apologies to your family members. *(5 Mks)* *4.* You are whatsapping and facebooking other people's wives yet you don't want to see your wife on the social network. Calculate the Percentage Error in your thinking capacity. *(20 marks)* *5.* You are a *civil servant*, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than N1,000,000. Your daughter who is awaiting *WASSCE* result is using iPhone 16s and Samsung Galaxy worth N700,000 . Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. *(20 marks)* *6. *For ladies* You're a married woman and you have dated 20 guys with hard labour, use the law of diminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. *(20 marks)* *7.* You can't give your wife N10,000 for a pot of soup, but you spend over N50,000 in bars and restaurant. Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142 *(20 marks)* 8.* You have been in the place of worship for years but your name is not in the book of LIFE because of the secret sin. Calculate the years you will spend in HELL? (30 mark) _*BEST OF LUCK!* Your Time Starts Now. But remember to share to all your friends because the question papers are not many to go round... Laughing but serious issue: Pls don't laugh alone. Hell is Real, Heaven is REAL! #Discipline #Heavenisreal
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  • Your Vision is everything.
    If you loose it, you loose Direction.
    Stay Disciplined!
    The world is your Stage, you've got to see it clearly.
    Everyone is Waiting. Show up!

    #Discipline #Stephen Jesse
    Your Vision is everything. If you loose it, you loose Direction. Stay Disciplined! The world is your Stage, you've got to see it clearly. Everyone is Waiting. Show up! #Discipline #Stephen Jesse
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  • #discipline
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  • Sunday!!!!

    #discipline
    Sunday!!!! #discipline
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  • #Adibrother@ADINDU
    #BROTHERLY
    #DISCIPLINE
    #Adibrother@ADINDU #BROTHERLY #DISCIPLINE
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    #Discipline
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  • From the parable of the 10 virgins, I’ve learned two important lessons:

    1. To Always Be Prepared:
    The wise virgins came with extra oil because they didn’t want to be caught off guard. In real life, this means we should always plan ahead, whether it’s for opportunities, emergencies, or important moments. Being prepared saves us from regret.

    2. To Take Responsibility for Your Own Life:
    The foolish virgins wanted to borrow oil, but some things in life just can’t be borrowed. This reminds us that certain efforts, like personal growth, discipline, and planning can’t borrowed neither can you borrow someone else’s hard work. Some things, we must learn to do it ourselves.

    At the end of the day, life rewards those who stay ready and take responsibility. Let’s all learn to stay ready and do the work now, not later.

    #SpreadTheLove #TeamB
    #PeaceOfMind #Nakupenda
    From the parable of the 10 virgins, I’ve learned two important lessons: 1. To Always Be Prepared: The wise virgins came with extra oil because they didn’t want to be caught off guard. In real life, this means we should always plan ahead, whether it’s for opportunities, emergencies, or important moments. Being prepared saves us from regret. 2. To Take Responsibility for Your Own Life: The foolish virgins wanted to borrow oil, but some things in life just can’t be borrowed. This reminds us that certain efforts, like personal growth, discipline, and planning can’t borrowed neither can you borrow someone else’s hard work. Some things, we must learn to do it ourselves. At the end of the day, life rewards those who stay ready and take responsibility. Let’s all learn to stay ready and do the work now, not later. #SpreadTheLove #TeamB #PeaceOfMind #Nakupenda
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  • May
    Month of fruitfulness

    #discipline
    May Month of fruitfulness #discipline
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