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I made a mistake in 2016 by supporting Senator Ali Modu Sheriff as PDP National Chairman.
I made another mistake in 2017 by supporting Prince Uche Secondus as PDP National Chairman.
I made another mistake for supporting Tambuwal for PDP ticket in 2019
I made yet another mistake in 2021 by supporting Senator Iyorchia Ayu as PDP National Chairman.
And, most recently, I made a mistake in 2023 by supporting Sir Sim Fubara as my successor.
I know very soon he will make another mistake for supporting tinubu in 2023
Ladies and gentlemen I present to u the #mistakemakerofthecentury.
#mistakerI made a mistake in 2016 by supporting Senator Ali Modu Sheriff as PDP National Chairman. I made another mistake in 2017 by supporting Prince Uche Secondus as PDP National Chairman. I made another mistake for supporting Tambuwal for PDP ticket in 2019 I made yet another mistake in 2021 by supporting Senator Iyorchia Ayu as PDP National Chairman. And, most recently, I made a mistake in 2023 by supporting Sir Sim Fubara as my successor. I know very soon he will make another mistake for supporting tinubu in 2023 Ladies and gentlemen I present to u the #mistakemakerofthecentury. #mistakerPlease log in to like, share and comment! -
#DISCIPLINE #TEAM 1 # NAKUPENDA0 Comments 0 Shares 212 Views 0 Reviews
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#Thanksgiving is the Key.
#Keep giving God thanks because it can open all closed doors.*
#Discipline#Thanksgiving is the Key. #Keep giving God thanks because it can open all closed doors.* #Discipline -
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Hello team member
Good morning
Time done reach to go drop something for Nakupenda
Oya ooooo
No forget
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#smartleaderHello team member Good morning Time done reach to go drop something for Nakupenda Oya ooooo No forget #Discipline #nakupenda #smartleader -
*UNIVERSITY OF ADULTERY*
*FINAL YEAR EXAMS*
*COURSE: MARRIAGEMATICS*
*Time*: *3Hrs 30MINS*
*INSTRUCTIONS:*
1 *_ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS_*
2 *_ALL QUESTIONS MUST BE ATTEMPTED IRRESPECTIVE OF GENDER_*
*1.* You are a married man and you have dated somebody's wife for *two* years, busy spending on her like there is no tomorrow. eventually she drops you and concentrates on her innocent husband. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. *(20 marks)*
*2.* You bought a phone for your friend's wife and she gave it to her husband. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. *(20 marks)*
*3. For Men* You're dating around 15 ladies and every lady is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 16s
*(a)* Plot a graph of detoothers against prices of phones. *(15marks)*
*(b)* Use your graph to estimate your future poverty *(5marks)*
*(c)* Plot the percentage shame against volume of apologies to your family members. *(5 Mks)*
*4.* You are whatsapping and facebooking other people's wives yet you don't want to see your wife on the social network. Calculate the Percentage Error in your thinking capacity. *(20 marks)*
*5.* You are a *civil servant*, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than N1,000,000. Your daughter who is awaiting *WASSCE* result is using iPhone 16s and Samsung Galaxy worth N700,000 . Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. *(20 marks)*
*6. *For ladies* You're a married woman and you have dated 20 guys with hard labour, use the law of diminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. *(20 marks)*
*7.* You can't give your wife N10,000 for a pot of soup, but you spend over N50,000 in bars and restaurant.
Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142 *(20 marks)*
8.* You have been in the place of worship for years but your name is not in the book of LIFE because of the secret sin. Calculate the years you will spend in HELL? (30 mark)
_*BEST OF LUCK!*
Your Time Starts Now. But remember to share to all your friends because the question papers are not many to go round... Laughing but serious issue: Pls don't laugh alone.
Hell is Real, Heaven is REAL!
#Discipline
#Heavenisreal*UNIVERSITY OF ADULTERY* *FINAL YEAR EXAMS* *COURSE: MARRIAGEMATICS* *Time*: *3Hrs 30MINS* *INSTRUCTIONS:* 1 *_ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS_* 2 *_ALL QUESTIONS MUST BE ATTEMPTED IRRESPECTIVE OF GENDER_* *1.* You are a married man and you have dated somebody's wife for *two* years, busy spending on her like there is no tomorrow. eventually she drops you and concentrates on her innocent husband. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. *(20 marks)* *2.* You bought a phone for your friend's wife and she gave it to her husband. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. *(20 marks)* *3. For Men* You're dating around 15 ladies and every lady is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 16s *(a)* Plot a graph of detoothers against prices of phones. *(15marks)* *(b)* Use your graph to estimate your future poverty *(5marks)* *(c)* Plot the percentage shame against volume of apologies to your family members. *(5 Mks)* *4.* You are whatsapping and facebooking other people's wives yet you don't want to see your wife on the social network. Calculate the Percentage Error in your thinking capacity. *(20 marks)* *5.* You are a *civil servant*, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than N1,000,000. Your daughter who is awaiting *WASSCE* result is using iPhone 16s and Samsung Galaxy worth N700,000 . Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. *(20 marks)* *6. *For ladies* You're a married woman and you have dated 20 guys with hard labour, use the law of diminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. *(20 marks)* *7.* You can't give your wife N10,000 for a pot of soup, but you spend over N50,000 in bars and restaurant. Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142 *(20 marks)* 8.* You have been in the place of worship for years but your name is not in the book of LIFE because of the secret sin. Calculate the years you will spend in HELL? (30 mark) _*BEST OF LUCK!* Your Time Starts Now. But remember to share to all your friends because the question papers are not many to go round... Laughing but serious issue: Pls don't laugh alone. Hell is Real, Heaven is REAL! #Discipline #Heavenisreal0 Comments 0 Shares 609 Views 0 Reviews -
*Life is a circle of* *CONTRIBUTIONS:*
*I* Contribute.
*You* Contribute.
*We* Contribute.
*They* Contribute
When any party ceases to Contribute, the circle will be broken and leakages will be discovered.
*Whatever you are enjoying today, is someone else's Contribution.*
Whatever you are lacking today, is because someone who supposed to Contribute didn't.
Don't be that person, who because he refuses to Contribute, causes leakages to the circle.
*Every person on earth is here to Contribute to make the world a better place.*
Contribution is the essence of living.
You can Contribute anything useful.
*You can Contribute in*
knowledge,
in understanding,
in wisdom,
in love,
in peace,
in resources, and
in finances.
*Also, you can Contribute*
physically,
spiritually,
intellectually,
financially,
morally etc.
When you Contribute, people will eat,
*when people Contribute, you will eat*.
*ASK YOURSELF*:
What is my Contribution in that place that I am?
*What have you Contributed to make progress?*
What is lacking as a result of your refusal to Contribute?
What is the way forward?
*The answer explains the scarcity or abundance in that place.*
*YOUR PRESENCE IS IRRELEVANT if you have nothing to Contribute.*
Even Nature Contribute.
- *CONTRIBUTION is the way to go*-
* In the *Mosque/Church,*
Contribute...
* In your workplace, where you earn your daily living, Contribute...
* In the school e.g. Old boys\girls.
* Contribute...
* In the *house,* Contribute...
* In the market, Contribute...
* In the *society*, Contribute...
* In the village, Contribute...
* In the community, Contribute...
* In the *family,* Contribute...
* In your street, Contribute...
* In your Fellowship or Association Contribute.
Wherever you find yourself, contribute for impact.
Everywhere, try to Contribute...
*WE ALL HAVE SOMETHING TO CONTRIBUTE:*
Contribute in love...
Instead of complaining,
Contribute.
Instead of destructive criticism,
Contribute.
Instead of being embittered,
Contribute.
Instead of watching,
Contribution is the right use of energy...
*Nobody destroys where he has contributed to build.*
THE WORLD WILL BE WORTH LIVING, IF EVERYONE CONTRIBUTES MEANINGFULLY.
*START CONTRIBUTING POSITIVELY NOW!!!*
Start making impact from today and may God bless us all.
Thank You!
Comr Eze Chibuzo Jonathan
Most Social.
#Eze Chibuzo
#Discipline
#nakupenda*Life is a circle of* *CONTRIBUTIONS:* *I* Contribute. *You* Contribute. *We* Contribute. *They* Contribute When any party ceases to Contribute, the circle will be broken and leakages will be discovered. *Whatever you are enjoying today, is someone else's Contribution.* Whatever you are lacking today, is because someone who supposed to Contribute didn't. Don't be that person, who because he refuses to Contribute, causes leakages to the circle. *Every person on earth is here to Contribute to make the world a better place.* Contribution is the essence of living. You can Contribute anything useful. *You can Contribute in* ▪️knowledge, ▪️in understanding, ▪️in wisdom, ▪️in love, ▪️in peace, ▪️in resources, and ▪️in finances. *Also, you can Contribute* ▪️physically, ▪️spiritually, ▪️intellectually, ▪️financially, ▪️morally etc. When you Contribute, people will eat, *when people Contribute, you will eat*. *ASK YOURSELF*: What is my Contribution in that place that I am? *What have you Contributed to make progress?* What is lacking as a result of your refusal to Contribute? What is the way forward? *The answer explains the scarcity or abundance in that place.* *YOUR PRESENCE IS IRRELEVANT if you have nothing to Contribute.* Even Nature Contribute. - *CONTRIBUTION is the way to go*- * In the *Mosque/Church,* Contribute... * In your workplace, where you earn your daily living, Contribute... * In the school e.g. Old boys\girls. * Contribute... * In the *house,* Contribute... * In the market, Contribute... * In the *society*, Contribute... * In the village, Contribute... * In the community, Contribute... * In the *family,* Contribute... * In your street, Contribute... * In your Fellowship or Association Contribute. Wherever you find yourself, contribute for impact. Everywhere, try to Contribute... *WE ALL HAVE SOMETHING TO CONTRIBUTE:* Contribute in love... Instead of complaining, Contribute. Instead of destructive criticism, Contribute. Instead of being embittered, Contribute. Instead of watching, Contribution is the right use of energy... *Nobody destroys where he has contributed to build.* THE WORLD WILL BE WORTH LIVING, IF EVERYONE CONTRIBUTES MEANINGFULLY. *START CONTRIBUTING POSITIVELY NOW!!!* Start making impact from today and may God bless us all. Thank You! Comr Eze Chibuzo Jonathan Most Social. #Eze Chibuzo #Discipline #nakupenda -
What happens when corruption meets oil money at the highest levels? MalabuGate delivers the clear, chronological breakdown of Nigeria's most consequential oil scandal that spans multiple administrations, crosses international borders, and involves some of the world's biggest corporations.
This isn't conspiracy theory—it's meticulously researched investigative journalism based on court documents, financial records, and exclusive sources. For the first time, you'll understand exactly how OPL 245 became a symbol of everything wrong with resource governance in Nigeria.
Whether you're a policy expert, concerned citizen, or simply someone who cares about justice, this documentary connects dots you never knew existed. Watch now on YouTube and join the growing community of informed Nigerians demanding accountability. Knowledge isn't just power—it's the first step toward #change. #Transparency starts with you.
#DisciplineWhat happens when corruption meets oil money at the highest levels? MalabuGate delivers the clear, chronological breakdown of Nigeria's most consequential oil scandal that spans multiple administrations, crosses international borders, and involves some of the world's biggest corporations. This isn't conspiracy theory—it's meticulously researched investigative journalism based on court documents, financial records, and exclusive sources. For the first time, you'll understand exactly how OPL 245 became a symbol of everything wrong with resource governance in Nigeria. Whether you're a policy expert, concerned citizen, or simply someone who cares about justice, this documentary connects dots you never knew existed. Watch now on YouTube and join the growing community of informed Nigerians demanding accountability. Knowledge isn't just power—it's the first step toward #change. #Transparency starts with you. #Discipline -
*After checking my heart & pulse,* *The doctor smiled and said:* *Go sit and enjoy with your classmates and old friends,* *They are the cure for all your ailments and worries...* *Stay in touch with your friends...* *Because they are such healers,* *Who can cure you with their sweet and abusive talks..* *They don't make you feel your age,* *These classmates and old friends...* *They never let you get old and are always by your side to walk...* *Children will ask for WILL,* *Relatives will ask for BILL,* *Only your classmates and old friends,* *Under whatever circumstances,* *Will ask you to #JUST CHILL"...*
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#nakupenda*After checking my heart & pulse,* *The doctor smiled and said:* *Go sit and enjoy with your classmates and old friends,* *They are the cure for all your ailments and worries...* *Stay in touch with your friends...* *Because they are such healers,* *Who can cure you with their sweet and abusive talks..* *They don't make you feel your age,* *These classmates and old friends...* *They never let you get old and are always by your side to walk...* *Children will ask for WILL,* *Relatives will ask for BILL,* *Only your classmates and old friends,* *Under whatever circumstances,* *Will ask you to #JUST CHILL"...* #discipline #nakupenda -
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