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Favour is not fair and it never would be. I declare that this week is my week of endless favour. Favoured Child. #Favour

The parable of the ten virgins teaches us to be ever ready because the master could come at anytime. Most importantly do not burn out your oil while waiting. Eternal vigilance is the answer. #Uchmam #grace #TeamE

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You become powerful the moment you stop waiting to be chosen. #Favour #Bisi28

*UNIVERSITY OF ADULTERY* *FINAL YEAR EXAMS* *COURSE: MARRIAGEMATICS* *Time*: *3Hrs 30MINS* *INSTRUCTIONS:* 1 *_ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS_* 2 *_ALL QUESTIONS MUST BE ATTEMPTED IRRESPECTIVE OF GENDER_* *1.* You are a married man and you have dated somebody's wife for *two* years, busy spending on her like there is no tomorrow. eventually she drops you and concentrates on her innocent husband. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. *(20 marks)* *2.* You bought a phone for your friend's wife and she gave it to her husband. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. *(20 marks)* *3. For Men* You're dating around 15 ladies and every lady is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 16s *(a)* Plot a graph of detoothers against prices of phones. *(15marks)* *(b)* Use your graph to estimate your future poverty *(5marks)* *(c)* Plot the percentage shame against volume of apologies to your family members. *(5 Mks)* *4.* You are whatsapping and facebooking other people's wives yet you don't want to see your wife on the social network. Calculate the Percentage Error in your thinking capacity. *(20 marks)* *5.* You are a *civil servant*, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than N1,000,000. Your daughter who is awaiting *WASSCE* result is using iPhone 16s and Samsung Galaxy worth N700,000 . Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. *(20 marks)* *6. *For ladies* You're a married woman and you have dated 20 guys with hard labour, use the law of diminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. *(20 marks)* *7.* You can't give your wife N10,000 for a pot of soup, but you spend over N50,000 in bars and restaurant. Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142 *(20 marks)* 8.* You have been in the place of worship for years but your name is not in the book of LIFE because of the secret sin. Calculate the years you will spend in HELL? (30 mark) _*BEST OF LUCK!* Your Time Starts Now. But remember to share to all your friends because the question papers are not many to go round... Laughing but serious issue: Pls don't laugh alone. Hell is Real, Heaven is REAL! #Discipline #Heavenisreal

CONFESSION FOR THE NEW WEEK!!! O God My Father, as I step into this new week, I place my trust in You. I acknowledge that You are the Creator of all things, and You have perfect plans for my life. I release any fear or anxiety that may have been holding me back, knowing that You are my protector and my provider. I declare that this week will be filled with Your wisdom, peace, and favour. Every challenge I face will be an opportunity for growth, and I will overcome all obstacles with Your strength. I will be patient, kind, and loving to those around me, reflecting Your goodness in my words and actions. I declare that my mind is focused on Your truth, and my heart is open to hear Your voice. I will seek Your guidance in every decision I make, trusting that You will lead me along the right path. I speak blessings over my work, my relationships, and every area of my life, knowing that Your grace is sufficient for me. This week, I will be filled with joy and hope, for I know that You are with me every step of the way. I will not be discouraged, for You are my strength, and You hold my future in Your hands. I surrender my plans and desires to You, trusting that You will align them with Your will. I thank You for the strength to persevere and the courage to pursue my goals with faith. This week, I will walk in the fullness of Your peace, knowing that You are in control of all things. I commit this week to You, Lord, and I trust that You will work all things together for my good and Your glory." In Jesus mighty name. A sevenfold Amen "Trust in the Lord with all your heart, and do not lean on your own understanding. In all your ways acknowledge Him, and He will make straight your paths." — Proverbs 3:5-6

"The Bench by the Lake" Every Sunday, Evelyn sat on the old wooden bench by the lake, a worn book in her hands and a thermos of tea by her side. The bench had seen better days, but to her, it was sacred—etched with laughter, promises, and silent moments shared. Years ago, it was where she met Thomas. He was sketching the water, frowning at the light. She offered him a cup of tea, and he offered her a smile. That small exchange became a ritual. Sunday after Sunday, their conversations deepened, laughter came easier, and so did the silence between them. One day, he simply said, “Let’s not spend Sundays apart anymore,” and she said yes with a nod, heart full. Decades passed, and Thomas grew slower, gentler, but never stopped sketching her by the lake. When he was gone, Evelyn returned to the bench, their bench, every Sunday. She didn’t read much anymore. Just watched the water, feeling the warmth of memories wrapped around her like sunlight. Love, she knew, doesn’t vanish. It lingers—in the worn bench, in the wind off the lake, and in the quiet spaces where hearts once met. #knowledge #stella

May his death take away every pain and disappointments in our lives in Jesus name Amen... #Passion

Anybody who easily believes lies about you without hearing your side of the story was already looking for a way to be against you.

*DEAR SENIOR CITIZENS , REMEMBER THAT* : 1. Eggs are good for the brain. 2. Water is good for the kidneys. 3. Cabbage is good for the liver. 4. Cucumber is good for the skin. 5. Oranges are good for the colon. 6. Carrots are good for the eyes. 7. Ginger is good for the lungs. 8. Avocado is good for the heart. 9. Fresh tomatoes is good for the prostate. 10. Red bell pepper is good for the lungs. 11. Green beans is good for the bones. 12. Exercise is good for your overall health. 13. Repost, it is good for others. Health is wealth. TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF #chinosky #grace

No need of using oil again, Air fryer is the best option. A must have for every home 6L 55k 8L 65k 10L 70k #ForTUNate_2016

Your Vision is everything. If you loose it, you loose Direction. Stay Disciplined! The world is your Stage, you've got to see it clearly. Everyone is Waiting. Show up! #Discipline #Stephen Jesse