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Popular Nakupenda Influencers Battle Over Supremacy in the Compliment/Feedback group

May 17, 2025 – Nakupenda App Community Goes from Fire to Flowers

It began like any ordinary morning in one of Nakupenda’s lively feedback groups. A user, affectionately known by their name Joy, kickstarted the day with a detailed lament about the app’s data consumption, loading delays, and the need for a toggle to disable automatic media loading. What followed, however, wasn’t your average bug report discussion, it was a theatrical clash of opinions, sprinkled with emojis, subtle jabs, and dramatic court adjournments.

The Trigger: Tech Talk and Data Drain

User Joy, took the floor with a data-fueled rant, blaming the app’s lag on its auto-media load feature. They called for an update allowing users to choose what files to load,a logical suggestion wrapped in relatable humor.

But tech-head Ezekiel was not having it.

"I doubt it consumes a quarter of what TikTok and Instagram consume," he quipped, offering a sarcastic solution: “Come let me sub you… but delete your long message first.”

The virtual courtroom quickly convened. Another user played judge with a dramatic “Court riseeeeeee!!!” while Esther adjourned the "case" till June 10. Yet, the original poster came back swinging: “TikTok doesn’t consume data as much as you think, my dear,” followed by a sprinkle of eye rolls and walk-offs.

From Heat to Healing: The Ceasefire

What looked like the beginning of a full-on digital duel suddenly cooled. Ezekiel, sensing rising tension, backpedaled: “I was just pulling your legs bruh… we no dey fight for Nakupenda.” The response? “Amen,” followed by a truce-sealing “I prefer here.” after Ezekiel offered to take the argument to nakupenda platform.

The peacemaker, our Honourable David, who had dashed off for popcorn, returned to find the flames already doused: “The mindset of Nakupenda has already begun here. Who noticed how the fight ended without external police?” They praised the community’s peacekeeping efforts and suggested gamifying such debates as point-based tasks.

The Verdict

What started as a feature complaint turned into a spontaneous power tussle between app loyalists and skeptics, ending in respectful silence and virtual hugs. In true Nakupenda spirit, no moderator intervention was needed. The chat evolved from criticism to comedy, rivalry to resolution, proving once again: Nakupenda is not just an app; it’s a vibe.

Moral of the Chart: You can disagree, banter, and drop shade but at Nakupenda, love and laughter still win the day.


By Ezekiel
Edited by JOY

#nakupenda #peace

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Can you finish this in 2 days?

Be Patient
*DON'T DRAG THE TRAY!*

*A man was sent to the annual national convention of his professional body by his company.*

*The convention was a congregation of about 10,000 people.*

*During one of the days at the convention, it was time for lunch and people were being served.*

*This man saw that they were serving people beside him left & right but they were not serving him and the people on his row.*

*He shouted at the ladies serving and they told him to keep calm that there is enough food for everyone & that it will soon get to his turn.*

*He watched angrily as they passed the tray containing plates of soup and amala before him again twice without serving him.*

*When he saw another lady carrying the tray, he stood up angrily & dragged the tray of ewedu soup to take his food by force.*

*Suddenly, the whole tray containing about 6 plates of soup landed on his head as he dragged the tray from the lady's hands.*

*His white cloth was stained, soiled and spoilt. Pepper got into his eyes and he was shouting, 'my eyes oo, somebody help me, my eyes oo, pepper in my eyes oo.' Suddenly, he was called to the high table because his company had penciled him down as their resource person for the conversation, following the fact that their much awaited person didn't turn up.*

*People around him had to drag him out as he could not open his eyes because of the pepper that was still in his eyes. It was a complete show of shame & a reward of impatience.*

*Dear reader, many of us are like this man; we feel others are already 'eating' success, breakthroughs, fame, popularity, academic excellence, accomplishments and we are yet to be served our own 'food' and we are being tempted to 'drag the tray' and take our own food by force.*

*Friends, I know waiting ****** is not an easy ******. Atimes we feel our friends have left us behind. Many that we started as single ladies together are now married with children & here we are, still single and no ray of proposal, talk less of marriage.*

*Some of us, many of our friends that we got married the same year are through with child bearing and here we are, no miscarriage once, talk less of giving birth, and we feel like 'dragging the tray.'*

*At times, many of us feel that many of our friends that we started work together have left us behind as we see their career blossoming, we feel the only way we can also see our careers validated is to 'drag the tray.'*

*Friends, be encouraged! The one serving this 'food' of marriage, success, promotion, career breakthrough is not a man. HE is GOD, your Maker!*

*HE has your own plate of 'food' in HIS tray. At the appointed time, HE will serve you & when you will be eating your own food, those who have eaten before you will watch your mouth as you 'eat' with pleasure.*

*Don't 'drag the tray.' Don't take short cut. If you get the 'miracle' by 'dragging the tray' you will end up in ridicule as you will later be dragged out in shame as the 'pepper' in your eyes will make the end of your 'miracle' a show of shame.*

*If you are waiting on man, hmmm it's well with You. But if you are waiting on GOD, your waiting ****** is not a wasted ******!*

*As We continue this Year, Please Wait on GOD. Your 'food' is closer to you than you think.*

*THIS YEAR IS FILLED WITH YOUR THANKSGIVING, TESTIMONIES, GRATITUDE, CONGRATULATIONS, AND PRAISES TO THE ALMIGHTY GOD*

*Therefore:*

*Don't Drag The Tray!*
DO HAVE A PLEASANT WEEK AHEAD.

*Life is a circle of* *CONTRIBUTIONS:*

*I* Contribute.
*You* Contribute.
*We* Contribute.
*They* Contribute
When any party ceases to Contribute, the circle will be broken and leakages will be discovered.

*Whatever you are enjoying today, is someone else's Contribution.*
Whatever you are lacking today, is because someone who supposed to Contribute didn't.

Don't be that person, who because he refuses to Contribute, causes leakages to the circle.
*Every person on earth is here to Contribute to make the world a better place.*

Contribution is the essence of living.
You can Contribute anything useful.
*You can Contribute in*
knowledge,
in understanding,
in wisdom,
in love,
in peace,
in resources, and
in finances.

*Also, you can Contribute*
physically,
spiritually,
intellectually,
financially,
morally etc.

When you Contribute, people will eat,
*when people Contribute, you will eat*.

*ASK YOURSELF*:
What is my Contribution in that place that I am?
*What have you Contributed to make progress?*
What is lacking as a result of your refusal to Contribute?
What is the way forward?

*The answer explains the scarcity or abundance in that place.*


*YOUR PRESENCE IS IRRELEVANT if you have nothing to Contribute.*

Even Nature Contribute.
- *CONTRIBUTION is the way to go*-
* In the *Mosque/Church,*
Contribute...
* In your workplace, where you earn your daily living, Contribute...
* In the school e.g. Old boys\girls.
* Contribute...
* In the *house,* Contribute...
* In the market, Contribute...
* In the *society*, Contribute...
* In the village, Contribute...
* In the community, Contribute...
* In the *family,* Contribute...
* In your street, Contribute...
* In your Fellowship or Association Contribute.
Wherever you find yourself, contribute for impact.
Everywhere, try to Contribute...


*WE ALL HAVE SOMETHING TO CONTRIBUTE:*
Contribute in love...
Instead of complaining,
Contribute.
Instead of destructive criticism,
Contribute.
Instead of being embittered,
Contribute.
Instead of watching,

Contribution is the right use of energy...
*Nobody destroys where he has contributed to build.*

THE WORLD WILL BE WORTH LIVING, IF EVERYONE CONTRIBUTES MEANINGFULLY.

*START CONTRIBUTING POSITIVELY NOW!!!*

Start making impact from today and may God bless us all.

Thank You!
Comr Eze Chibuzo Jonathan
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#nakupenda

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Monetization is quietly killing social media.

Not because people are earning—but because earning is now prioritized over thinking.

We’ve entered an age where the algorithm rewards virality, not value.
Loudness over wisdom.
Hooks over healing.
Trends over truth.

And what does that do to original creators?

We now have to contort.
We’re forced to trim our depth, speed up our speech, mimic the trending tone, and collapse complex ideas into snackable, swipeable fluff just to be seen.

It’s no longer “create from the heart.”
It’s “create for the machine.”

Creators with real originality—those who used to educate, inspire, disturb, enlighten—are now ghosting themselves just to survive the scroll.

Because if we dare to slow down, teach deeper, or go against the algorithmic grain, we get buried.

But here’s the deeper cost:
We’re building entire followings off of dopamine, not depth.
We’re gaining “likes” but losing legacy.

And for those of us who started with truth in our bones,
this slow dilution is a kind of spiritual erosion.

But let this be a reminder:
The algorithm might own the feed…
But you own your voice.

If you have to adapt, adapt wisely.
But don’t trade your soul for reach.
Don’t become a parody of your own power.

Real originality still matters.
Even if it doesn’t trend.
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Everywhere, anywhere!
#Happiness #Ini

You see this beauty right here?
Yes this lovely cake was made to celebrate my sweet mother

Her birthday was April but she said she will love the cake to be made when work resumes so she can celebrate with her colleagues

We made this and Yesterday she did just that
Snapped the cake at night

I do love everything about this cake and to think it has my favourite colour too

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Your humble Port Harcourt Baker

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Na big see finish be this

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*BIBLE* is our *HANDBOOK*

*CLERGY* is our *CLASS REP*

*Trials, Oppositions and Temptations* are our *EXAMS*.

Telling people about *CHRIST LOVE* is our *ASSIGNMENT*

*PRAYER* is our *TOOLS*.

*SALVATION* is our *FIRST DEGREE*

*SANCTIFICATION* is our *SECOND DEGREE*

*HOLY GHOST BAPTISM* is our *PHD*

*HOLINESS* is our *MOTTO*

*WORTHY* is the *LAMB* is our *SLOGAN*

*JESUS* only is our *MESSAGE*.

*ENROLL* today.
*There is room for ALL*
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