• Popular Nakupenda Influencers Battle Over Supremacy in the Compliment/Feedback group

    May 17, 2025 – Nakupenda App Community Goes from Fire to Flowers

    It began like any ordinary morning in one of Nakupenda’s lively feedback groups. A user, affectionately known by their name Joy, kickstarted the day with a detailed lament about the app’s data consumption, loading delays, and the need for a toggle to disable automatic media loading. What followed, however, wasn’t your average bug report discussion, it was a theatrical clash of opinions, sprinkled with emojis, subtle jabs, and dramatic court adjournments.

    The Trigger: Tech Talk and Data Drain

    User Joy, took the floor with a data-fueled rant, blaming the app’s lag on its auto-media load feature. They called for an update allowing users to choose what files to load,a logical suggestion wrapped in relatable humor.

    But tech-head Ezekiel was not having it.

    "I doubt it consumes a quarter of what TikTok and Instagram consume," he quipped, offering a sarcastic solution: “Come let me sub you… but delete your long message first.”

    The virtual courtroom quickly convened. Another user played judge with a dramatic “Court riseeeeeee!!!” while Esther adjourned the "case" till June 10. Yet, the original poster came back swinging: “TikTok doesn’t consume data as much as you think, my dear,” followed by a sprinkle of eye rolls and walk-offs.

    From Heat to Healing: The Ceasefire

    What looked like the beginning of a full-on digital duel suddenly cooled. Ezekiel, sensing rising tension, backpedaled: “I was just pulling your legs bruh… we no dey fight for Nakupenda.” The response? “Amen,” followed by a truce-sealing “I prefer here.” after Ezekiel offered to take the argument to nakupenda platform.

    The peacemaker, our Honourable David, who had dashed off for popcorn, returned to find the flames already doused: “The mindset of Nakupenda has already begun here. Who noticed how the fight ended without external police?” They praised the community’s peacekeeping efforts and suggested gamifying such debates as point-based tasks.

    The Verdict

    What started as a feature complaint turned into a spontaneous power tussle between app loyalists and skeptics, ending in respectful silence and virtual hugs. In true Nakupenda spirit, no moderator intervention was needed. The chat evolved from criticism to comedy, rivalry to resolution, proving once again: Nakupenda is not just an app; it’s a vibe.

    Moral of the Chart: You can disagree, banter, and drop shade but at Nakupenda, love and laughter still win the day.


    By Ezekiel
    Edited by JOY

    #nakupenda #peace
    Popular Nakupenda Influencers Battle Over Supremacy in the Compliment/Feedback group May 17, 2025 – Nakupenda App Community Goes from Fire to Flowers It began like any ordinary morning in one of Nakupenda’s lively feedback groups. A user, affectionately known by their name Joy, kickstarted the day with a detailed lament about the app’s data consumption, loading delays, and the need for a toggle to disable automatic media loading. What followed, however, wasn’t your average bug report discussion, it was a theatrical clash of opinions, sprinkled with emojis, subtle jabs, and dramatic court adjournments. The Trigger: Tech Talk and Data Drain User Joy, took the floor with a data-fueled rant, blaming the app’s lag on its auto-media load feature. They called for an update allowing users to choose what files to load,a logical suggestion wrapped in relatable humor. But tech-head Ezekiel was not having it. "I doubt it consumes a quarter of what TikTok and Instagram consume," he quipped, offering a sarcastic solution: “Come let me sub you… but delete your long message first.” The virtual courtroom quickly convened. Another user played judge with a dramatic “Court riseeeeeee!!!” while Esther adjourned the "case" till June 10. Yet, the original poster came back swinging: “TikTok doesn’t consume data as much as you think, my dear,” followed by a sprinkle of eye rolls and walk-offs. From Heat to Healing: The Ceasefire What looked like the beginning of a full-on digital duel suddenly cooled. Ezekiel, sensing rising tension, backpedaled: “I was just pulling your legs bruh… we no dey fight for Nakupenda.” The response? “Amen,” followed by a truce-sealing “I prefer here.” after Ezekiel offered to take the argument to nakupenda platform. The peacemaker, our Honourable David, who had dashed off for popcorn, returned to find the flames already doused: “The mindset of Nakupenda has already begun here. Who noticed how the fight ended without external police?” They praised the community’s peacekeeping efforts and suggested gamifying such debates as point-based tasks. The Verdict What started as a feature complaint turned into a spontaneous power tussle between app loyalists and skeptics, ending in respectful silence and virtual hugs. In true Nakupenda spirit, no moderator intervention was needed. The chat evolved from criticism to comedy, rivalry to resolution, proving once again: Nakupenda is not just an app; it’s a vibe. Moral of the Chart: You can disagree, banter, and drop shade but at Nakupenda, love and laughter still win the day. By Ezekiel Edited by JOY #nakupenda #peace
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  • Let's talk about ponzi schemes in Nigeria

    Ponzi schemes have devastated many Nigerians and Africans causing financial losses and eroding trust. Despite the risks, many still fall victim.

    Let's discuss

    The Impact.
    The causes
    Prevention.



    #FINANCIALMINDSET
    #WHICHWAY
    #QUICKMONEY
    #PASSION
    #GROUPD
    Let's talk about ponzi schemes in Nigeria Ponzi schemes have devastated many Nigerians and Africans causing financial losses and eroding trust. Despite the risks, many still fall victim. Let's discuss The Impact. The causes Prevention. #FINANCIALMINDSET #WHICHWAY #QUICKMONEY #PASSION #GROUPD
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  • #Great1
    #attendance
    Join the group to read my stories
    #Greatmindstories
    #Great1 #attendance Join the group to read my stories #Greatmindstories

    THE REGRETS OF MY EX-WIFE
    Prologue
    ‘Why, Tina? Why have you done this to me? We’ve been married for five years. Haven’t I treated you well enough? Why did you cheat on me?’
    Sean Lakeworth stood inside a villa his eyes bloodshot. He was shouting at a tall beautiful woman who stood before him in a neat uniform.
    A few photos of Tina Sullivan walking into a hotel with a man were on the table before them. The man had his arm around her slender waist.
    ‘Have you been stalking on me, Sean?’ Tina frowned at the photos. There wasn’t a trace of guilt on her face. Instead, she looked cold and distant. ‘if that’s the case let's divorce.'

    What do you think about this upcoming story. Drop u guess on what made Tina to do that to Sean.
    Comments, share, react it's going to be grab ur popcorn and juice as chapter 1 is dropping soon.
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  • THINGS THAT MAKE A CHAT GROUP ACTIVE
    Please watch till the end.
    #Chinosky
    #grace
    THINGS THAT MAKE A CHAT GROUP ACTIVE Please watch till the end. #Chinosky #grace
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  • stop waiting for your turn, them don scatter the line for front, find your way
    #passion
    #attendance
    #paddylay
    #nakupendaapptesting
    #workingsomethingnew
    #groupD
    stop waiting for your turn, them don scatter the line for front, find your way #passion #attendance #paddylay #nakupendaapptesting #workingsomethingnew #groupD
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  • *Duration:*
    Start: Tuesday 20th May 2025
    Stop: Friday 23rd May, 2025.

    Reward day: Monday 26th May, 2025.

    * 3 days Task:
    * choose any of the contents to post. Post 3 times a day. After Day 3, we will use hashtags to find post with the highest engagement.

    You will post in two places.
    1. Facebook (tag and follow the company)
    2. Nakupenda
    3. Share link of your post to this group. You can ask your friends to like and share. If people come to ask you for more details, refer them to the website. https://growsafe.ap

    5 persons with the highest comments and reactions will get cash prizes.
    Minimum reactions to qualify for counting are 50 likes and 20 comments:)

    *Prize allocation:*

    1st 45k
    2nd 25k
    3rd 15k
    4th 10k
    5th 5k
    #Discipline
    #nakupenda
    *Duration:* Start: Tuesday 20th May 2025 Stop: Friday 23rd May, 2025. Reward day: Monday 26th May, 2025. * 3 days Task: * choose any of the contents to post. Post 3 times a day. After Day 3, we will use hashtags to find post with the highest engagement. You will post in two places. 1. Facebook (tag and follow the company) 2. Nakupenda 3. Share link of your post to this group. You can ask your friends to like and share. If people come to ask you for more details, refer them to the website. https://growsafe.ap 5 persons with the highest comments and reactions will get cash prizes. Minimum reactions to qualify for counting are 50 likes and 20 comments:) *Prize allocation:* 1st 45k 2nd 25k 3rd 15k 4th 10k 5th 5k #Discipline #nakupenda
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  • *HOW TO MAINTAIN PEACE IN THE GROUP YOU BELONG TO.*

    *(1).* Take everything as joke.

    *(2).* No one is bigger than others in the group.

    *(3).* No one is too important for the group.

    *(4).* Everyone should do his or her best.

    *(5).* When having issues with a group member, don't leave, but stay to resolve and address.

    *(6).* No one gets paid so it's a thing of love and volunteering efforts.

    *(7).* Live your normal life, you are unique and without you the group will be boring.

    *(8).* Never expect someone else to build the group, but do your best by making your contribution.

    *(9).* Group members should learn how to socialize, meet new friends and improve on their social skills.

    *(10).* Always respond to greetings by leaving out pride, arrogance, and boastfulness.

    *(11).* Anything that happens outside the group must remain outside.

    *(12).* Groups are always for fun, so let's make and have fun out of whatever is posted. Don't just read a post, make a comment to enrich it.
    #Emacraft
    #Consistency
    #Nakupenda
    *HOW TO MAINTAIN PEACE IN THE GROUP YOU BELONG TO.* 🙄 *(1).* Take everything as joke. 🙄 *(2).* No one is bigger than others in the group. 🙄 *(3).* No one is too important for the group. 🙄 *(4).* Everyone should do his or her best. 🙄 *(5).* When having issues with a group member, don't leave, but stay to resolve and address. 🙄 *(6).* No one gets paid so it's a thing of love and volunteering efforts. 🙄 *(7).* Live your normal life, you are unique and without you the group will be boring. 🙄 *(8).* Never expect someone else to build the group, but do your best by making your contribution. 🙄 *(9).* Group members should learn how to socialize, meet new friends and improve on their social skills. 🙄 *(10).* Always respond to greetings by leaving out pride, arrogance, and boastfulness. 🙄 *(11).* Anything that happens outside the group must remain outside. 🙄 *(12).* Groups are always for fun, so let's make and have fun out of whatever is posted. Don't just read a post, make a comment to enrich it. #Emacraft #Consistency #Nakupenda
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  • Looking for were to catch up with latest meme?
    Look no further
    Join the exciting meme group,

    https://betatesting.nakupenda.app/groups/Meme

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    Looking for were to catch up with latest meme? Look no further 🙅 Join the exciting meme group,👇 https://betatesting.nakupenda.app/groups/Meme #grace
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  • What will humans be doing in 10 years?

    1. In a decade most people will not be driving. What will we do instead?

    2. In a decade most people will have robots in their businesses and probably their homes.

    3. In a decade we won't be looking at 2D monitors much anymore.

    4. In a decade we will be using a ton of brain/computer interfaces to work and play.

    5. In a decade AI will be making us all more productive, and, even, happier. It will be reporting our news. It will be running our businesses. It will be helping us with our health. It will be helping us build. It will help us design new things, new products, new ideas, new lifestyles, new experiences.

    6. In a decade we will still be needed to work, but on new things that are hard to imagine today.

    7. In a decade we will have dozens of virtual beings in our lives. And your AI will bring new ones into your life depending on your goals. Want to learn Spanish? A new group will show up that are different than the group that will show up if you want to learn Chemistry.

    8. In a decade new brain/computer interfaces will be here, and will merge humans with AIs in many ways.

    9. In a decade our corporate structures will change to be a hybrid of humans and AIs working together.

    10. In a decade a robot will attend our city council meetings and report to us about what's going on inside.

    11. In a decade we won't use applications, like we do today on our iPhones. We will have a singular user interface. On Star Trek you just said "computer do this" and it did. Star Trek will be real in a decade.

    12. In a decade we will have armies of robots and drones moving around our cities doing everything from deliveries to giving tours to tourists.

    13. In a decade we still will have artists and storytellers, but they will be assisted by AIs to help make that art, and tell that story. AI's will gather other AIs who will warn the humans that someone is telling an interesting story.

    14. In a decade AIs will still be asking humans for assistance. "Hey human can you get a better view of the house that's on fire across the street?"

    15. In a decade AIs are assisting humans in coming up with new medical and material breakthroughs. Even designing new computing architectures, whether Quantum, or silicon, or biological, or a hybrid of all three or even something even newer.

    #focus
    What will humans be doing in 10 years? 1. In a decade most people will not be driving. What will we do instead? 2. In a decade most people will have robots in their businesses and probably their homes. 3. In a decade we won't be looking at 2D monitors much anymore. 4. In a decade we will be using a ton of brain/computer interfaces to work and play. 5. In a decade AI will be making us all more productive, and, even, happier. It will be reporting our news. It will be running our businesses. It will be helping us with our health. It will be helping us build. It will help us design new things, new products, new ideas, new lifestyles, new experiences. 6. In a decade we will still be needed to work, but on new things that are hard to imagine today. 7. In a decade we will have dozens of virtual beings in our lives. And your AI will bring new ones into your life depending on your goals. Want to learn Spanish? A new group will show up that are different than the group that will show up if you want to learn Chemistry. 8. In a decade new brain/computer interfaces will be here, and will merge humans with AIs in many ways. 9. In a decade our corporate structures will change to be a hybrid of humans and AIs working together. 10. In a decade a robot will attend our city council meetings and report to us about what's going on inside. 11. In a decade we won't use applications, like we do today on our iPhones. We will have a singular user interface. On Star Trek you just said "computer do this" and it did. Star Trek will be real in a decade. 12. In a decade we will have armies of robots and drones moving around our cities doing everything from deliveries to giving tours to tourists. 13. In a decade we still will have artists and storytellers, but they will be assisted by AIs to help make that art, and tell that story. AI's will gather other AIs who will warn the humans that someone is telling an interesting story. 14. In a decade AIs will still be asking humans for assistance. "Hey human can you get a better view of the house that's on fire across the street?" 15. In a decade AIs are assisting humans in coming up with new medical and material breakthroughs. Even designing new computing architectures, whether Quantum, or silicon, or biological, or a hybrid of all three or even something even newer. #focus
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  • Hi
    This is a special message to all group D members..
    When was the last time you really did a serious review of your finances?

    Were you really happy with the results?
    #Paddylay
    #passion
    Hi This is a special message to all group D members.. When was the last time you really did a serious review of your finances? Were you really happy with the results? #Paddylay #passion
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  • Hello Nakupenda
    Group 1
    Let’s follow each other
    Hello Nakupenda Group 1 Let’s follow each other
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  • INTERNET AND THE EMERGING ZOMBIE GENERATION IN NIGERIA.

    JAMB PERFORMANCE BY NIGERIAN STUDENTS SINCE 2007..

    In 2007 -. 66% of NGR students scored 200 and above..

    in 2008 - 63% scored 200 and above

    2010 - 41% scored 200 and above..

    2015 - 30% scored 200 and above...

    2019 -. 24% scored 200 and above...

    2023 - 23% scored 200 and above...

    2025 - 22% scored 200 and above...

    by 2035 if nothing is done to arrest this worrying decline, This yahoo and jenzzy generation will call for the ending of JAMB...

    By 2050, university entry criteria will just be anyone who can spell his father's name...

    most of this kids who fail JAMB and still get higher institution admission behave like kids who didn't attend primary school..

    Education standard in NGR is in a state of coma ...
    if nothing is done urgent.... it would be permanently buried....
    Let’s stop lying.

    *FUTURES CRUSHED. A NATION EXPOSED.*

    - JAMB 2025 RESULT IS A DISASTER*

    The 2025 JAMB results are here. A disaster. OVER 1.5 MILLION STUDENTS SCORED BELOW 200.

    *WE ALL FAILED.*

    PARENTS: YOU RAISED FRAUDS, NOT CHILDREN

    You paid for “SPECIAL CENTRES” to cheat WAEC.
    You cared more about BRAGGING RIGHTS THAN BEDTIME STORIES.
    You taught your child to CUT CORNERS, NOT SOLVE PROBLEMS.
    Now JAMB strips off the mask, and they drown.
    What did you expect?
    You wanted SHORTCUTS, NOT KNOWLEDGE.
    Your child can’t think, but they know how to cheat. IS THIS PRIDE?

    *DEAR SCHOOLS AND TEACHERS, YOU SOLD SOULS FOR PROFIT*

    School owners, you hired teachers who couldn’t spell “education.”
    Classrooms became TRADING FLOORS.

    Teachers, you leaked exams, whispered answers, and called it “help.”

    You had one job: TO BUILD MINDS. Instead, YOU BUILT LIARS.

    Your students can’t write a sentence, but they know how to bypass integrity.
    SHAME ON YOU.


    *DEAR STUDENTS: YOU CHOSE EASY OVER EXCELLENCE*

    TikTok over textbooks. Parties over past questions.

    You mocked the “bookworms,” then prayed for miracles.

    You thought JAMB would “sort itself.” Now reality hits: LIFE DOESN’T FORWARD ANSWERS IN A WHATSAPP GROUP.

    You can afford to buy data, and get iPhones, but CAN'T BUY TEXTBOOKS OR SERIOUSNESS.

    You gambled with your future. WAKE UP.


    *TO OUR GOVERNMENT, YOU WATCHED THE FIRE BURN*

    You UNDERFUNDED SCHOOLS UNTIL ROOFS CAVED IN.

    You let UNQUALIFIED TEACHERS flood classrooms.

    You ignored “MIRACLE CENTRES” because palms were greased.

    Where are the POLICIES? THE OVERSIGHT? THE URGENCY?

    You talk about “tomorrow’s leaders” while STRANGLING THE SCHOOLS meant to shape them.


    *THIS IS OUR COLLECTIVE SHAME.*

    *PICTURE THIS:*
    Ten years from now, your child is the ENGINEER WHO BUILDS COLLAPSING BRIDGES,
    The DOCTOR WHO KILLS PATIENTS,
    The LEADER WHO STEALS BILLIONS.

    IS THIS THE FUTURE YOU WANT?

    We built this with:

    1. Parents who VALUED TROPHIES OVER TRUTH,
    2. Schools that SOLD CERTIFICATES, NOT CHARACTER,
    3. Students who TRADED GRIT FOR GOSSIP,
    4. And a government that LOOKED AWAY AND FAILED TO ACT.

    It is nearly impossible for anyone who scored B’s & A’s in their WAEC WITHOUT MALPRACTICE to score below 200 in JAMB.

    *SOMETHING IS DEFINITELY WRONG!*

    ©Paddylay
    INTERNET AND THE EMERGING ZOMBIE GENERATION IN NIGERIA. JAMB PERFORMANCE BY NIGERIAN STUDENTS SINCE 2007.. In 2007 -. 66% of NGR students scored 200 and above.. in 2008 - 63% scored 200 and above 2010 - 41% scored 200 and above.. 2015 - 30% scored 200 and above... 2019 -. 24% scored 200 and above... 2023 - 23% scored 200 and above... 2025 - 22% scored 200 and above... by 2035 if nothing is done to arrest this worrying decline, This yahoo and jenzzy generation will call for the ending of JAMB... By 2050, university entry criteria will just be anyone who can spell his father's name... most of this kids who fail JAMB and still get higher institution admission behave like kids who didn't attend primary school.. Education standard in NGR is in a state of coma ... if nothing is done urgent.... it would be permanently buried.... Let’s stop lying. *FUTURES CRUSHED. A NATION EXPOSED.* - JAMB 2025 RESULT IS A DISASTER* The 2025 JAMB results are here. A disaster. OVER 1.5 MILLION STUDENTS SCORED BELOW 200. *WE ALL FAILED.* PARENTS: YOU RAISED FRAUDS, NOT CHILDREN You paid for “SPECIAL CENTRES” to cheat WAEC. You cared more about BRAGGING RIGHTS THAN BEDTIME STORIES. You taught your child to CUT CORNERS, NOT SOLVE PROBLEMS. Now JAMB strips off the mask, and they drown. What did you expect? You wanted SHORTCUTS, NOT KNOWLEDGE. Your child can’t think, but they know how to cheat. IS THIS PRIDE? *DEAR SCHOOLS AND TEACHERS, YOU SOLD SOULS FOR PROFIT* School owners, you hired teachers who couldn’t spell “education.” Classrooms became TRADING FLOORS. Teachers, you leaked exams, whispered answers, and called it “help.” You had one job: TO BUILD MINDS. Instead, YOU BUILT LIARS. Your students can’t write a sentence, but they know how to bypass integrity. SHAME ON YOU. *DEAR STUDENTS: YOU CHOSE EASY OVER EXCELLENCE* TikTok over textbooks. Parties over past questions. You mocked the “bookworms,” then prayed for miracles. You thought JAMB would “sort itself.” Now reality hits: LIFE DOESN’T FORWARD ANSWERS IN A WHATSAPP GROUP. You can afford to buy data, and get iPhones, but CAN'T BUY TEXTBOOKS OR SERIOUSNESS. You gambled with your future. WAKE UP. *TO OUR GOVERNMENT, YOU WATCHED THE FIRE BURN* You UNDERFUNDED SCHOOLS UNTIL ROOFS CAVED IN. You let UNQUALIFIED TEACHERS flood classrooms. You ignored “MIRACLE CENTRES” because palms were greased. Where are the POLICIES? THE OVERSIGHT? THE URGENCY? You talk about “tomorrow’s leaders” while STRANGLING THE SCHOOLS meant to shape them. *THIS IS OUR COLLECTIVE SHAME.* *PICTURE THIS:* Ten years from now, your child is the ENGINEER WHO BUILDS COLLAPSING BRIDGES, The DOCTOR WHO KILLS PATIENTS, The LEADER WHO STEALS BILLIONS. IS THIS THE FUTURE YOU WANT? We built this with: 1. Parents who VALUED TROPHIES OVER TRUTH, 2. Schools that SOLD CERTIFICATES, NOT CHARACTER, 3. Students who TRADED GRIT FOR GOSSIP, 4. And a government that LOOKED AWAY AND FAILED TO ACT. It is nearly impossible for anyone who scored B’s & A’s in their WAEC WITHOUT MALPRACTICE to score below 200 in JAMB. *SOMETHING IS DEFINITELY WRONG!* ©Paddylay
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