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Give life all of your BEST! #Lovelife #Stephenjesse #Discipline #nakupenda

Maintain your Peace of Mind! Let your Love be True! Let your Heart be Pure! #Stephenjesse #Nakupenda #Discipline

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Don't Fail to take Credit for your Hard work, but don't stay in that level. Strive for more! Life's worth exploring. #Stephenjesse #Nakupenda #Discipline

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As we go down to sleep We beg God our souls to keep. May we have a very goodnight rest 😴😴 #discipline

12 Hard Truth Every Pastor Must Remember if you must succeed: 1. Nice Pastors are used. 2. Shy Pastors are ignored. 3. Weak Pastors are abused. 4. Soft Pastors are pushed around. 5. Patient Pastors are exploited. 6. Humble but Ruthless Pastors are respected. 7. Simple and Honest Pastors are deceived. 8. Loyal Pastors are taken for granted. 9. Emotional Pastors are mocked. 10. Quiet Pastors are overlooked. 11. Deligent and Purpose driven Pastors are honoured.... 12. A straightforward and disciplined Pastors are valued..... You can argue with your 🗝️

Happy Sunday #purity #Discipline

*UNIVERSITY OF ADULTERY* *FINAL YEAR EXAMS* *COURSE: MARRIAGEMATICS* *Time*: *3Hrs 30MINS* *INSTRUCTIONS:* 1 *_ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS_* 2 *_ALL QUESTIONS MUST BE ATTEMPTED IRRESPECTIVE OF GENDER_* *1.* You are a married man and you have dated somebody's wife for *two* years, busy spending on her like there is no tomorrow. eventually she drops you and concentrates on her innocent husband. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. *(20 marks)* *2.* You bought a phone for your friend's wife and she gave it to her husband. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. *(20 marks)* *3. For Men* You're dating around 15 ladies and every lady is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 16s *(a)* Plot a graph of detoothers against prices of phones. *(15marks)* *(b)* Use your graph to estimate your future poverty *(5marks)* *(c)* Plot the percentage shame against volume of apologies to your family members. *(5 Mks)* *4.* You are whatsapping and facebooking other people's wives yet you don't want to see your wife on the social network. Calculate the Percentage Error in your thinking capacity. *(20 marks)* *5.* You are a *civil servant*, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than N1,000,000. Your daughter who is awaiting *WASSCE* result is using iPhone 16s and Samsung Galaxy worth N700,000 . Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. *(20 marks)* *6. *For ladies* You're a married woman and you have dated 20 guys with hard labour, use the law of diminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. *(20 marks)* *7.* You can't give your wife N10,000 for a pot of soup, but you spend over N50,000 in bars and restaurant. Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142 *(20 marks)* 8.* You have been in the place of worship for years but your name is not in the book of LIFE because of the secret sin. Calculate the years you will spend in HELL? (30 mark) _*BEST OF LUCK!* Your Time Starts Now. But remember to share to all your friends because the question papers are not many to go round... Laughing but serious issue: Pls don't laugh alone. Hell is Real, Heaven is REAL! #Discipline #Heavenisreal

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