• Be Prepared! Be always ready for that one expectation.
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    Be Prepared! Be always ready for that one expectation. #Stephenjesse #Discipline #PreparedVessel #nakupenda
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  • #Discipline# .......You children must know about body safety,so no one will take advantage of them......
    #Discipline# .......You children must know about body safety,so no one will take advantage of them......
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  • Take this as your second chance to be a voice in this online space. While working on nice contents that makes an impression on people, dont forget discipline and consistency #nakupenda
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    Take this as your second chance to be a voice in this online space. While working on nice contents that makes an impression on people, dont forget discipline and consistency 😌 #nakupenda #team 2
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  • Just how true is this??

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    Just how true is this?? #discipline
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  • *UNIVERSITY OF ADULTERY*
    *FINAL YEAR EXAMS*
    *COURSE: MARRIAGEMATICS*
    *Time*: *3Hrs 30MINS*

    *INSTRUCTIONS:*
    1 *_ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS_*
    2 *_ALL QUESTIONS MUST BE ATTEMPTED IRRESPECTIVE OF GENDER_*

    *1.* You are a married man and you have dated somebody's wife for *two* years, busy spending on her like there is no tomorrow. eventually she drops you and concentrates on her innocent husband. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. *(20 marks)*

    *2.* You bought a phone for your friend's wife and she gave it to her husband. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. *(20 marks)*

    *3. For Men* You're dating around 15 ladies and every lady is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 16s
    *(a)* Plot a graph of detoothers against prices of phones. *(15marks)*
    *(b)* Use your graph to estimate your future poverty *(5marks)*
    *(c)* Plot the percentage shame against volume of apologies to your family members. *(5 Mks)*

    *4.* You are whatsapping and facebooking other people's wives yet you don't want to see your wife on the social network. Calculate the Percentage Error in your thinking capacity. *(20 marks)*

    *5.* You are a *civil servant*, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than N1,000,000. Your daughter who is awaiting *WASSCE* result is using iPhone 16s and Samsung Galaxy worth N700,000 . Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. *(20 marks)*

    *6. *For ladies* You're a married woman and you have dated 20 guys with hard labour, use the law of diminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. *(20 marks)*

    *7.* You can't give your wife N10,000 for a pot of soup, but you spend over N50,000 in bars and restaurant.
    Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142 *(20 marks)*

    8.* You have been in the place of worship for years but your name is not in the book of LIFE because of the secret sin. Calculate the years you will spend in HELL? (30 mark)
    _*BEST OF LUCK!*
    Your Time Starts Now. But remember to share to all your friends because the question papers are not many to go round... Laughing but serious issue: Pls don't laugh alone.
    Hell is Real, Heaven is REAL!
    #Discipline
    #Heavenisreal
    *UNIVERSITY OF ADULTERY* *FINAL YEAR EXAMS* *COURSE: MARRIAGEMATICS* *Time*: *3Hrs 30MINS* *INSTRUCTIONS:* 1 *_ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS_* 2 *_ALL QUESTIONS MUST BE ATTEMPTED IRRESPECTIVE OF GENDER_* *1.* You are a married man and you have dated somebody's wife for *two* years, busy spending on her like there is no tomorrow. eventually she drops you and concentrates on her innocent husband. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. *(20 marks)* *2.* You bought a phone for your friend's wife and she gave it to her husband. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. *(20 marks)* *3. For Men* You're dating around 15 ladies and every lady is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 16s *(a)* Plot a graph of detoothers against prices of phones. *(15marks)* *(b)* Use your graph to estimate your future poverty *(5marks)* *(c)* Plot the percentage shame against volume of apologies to your family members. *(5 Mks)* *4.* You are whatsapping and facebooking other people's wives yet you don't want to see your wife on the social network. Calculate the Percentage Error in your thinking capacity. *(20 marks)* *5.* You are a *civil servant*, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than N1,000,000. Your daughter who is awaiting *WASSCE* result is using iPhone 16s and Samsung Galaxy worth N700,000 . Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. *(20 marks)* *6. *For ladies* You're a married woman and you have dated 20 guys with hard labour, use the law of diminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. *(20 marks)* *7.* You can't give your wife N10,000 for a pot of soup, but you spend over N50,000 in bars and restaurant. Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142 *(20 marks)* 8.* You have been in the place of worship for years but your name is not in the book of LIFE because of the secret sin. Calculate the years you will spend in HELL? (30 mark) _*BEST OF LUCK!* Your Time Starts Now. But remember to share to all your friends because the question papers are not many to go round... Laughing but serious issue: Pls don't laugh alone. Hell is Real, Heaven is REAL! #Discipline #Heavenisreal
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  • Elumelu's mom is 97 years.
    Otedola's mom is 103 years.
    Jonathan's mom is 88 years.
    Saraki's mom is 89 years.
    Yaradua's mom is 99 years.
    Dangote's mom is 90 years.
    Eze Damian Ejiohuo's Mom is close 100years.
    Hon. Jeff Atata mother is 90year plus.

    Where are their fathers? Long gone in most cases.

    Food for thought, guys!

    Treat yourself well, they will survive without you.
    Change or upgrade your wardrobe every 2 years

    Feel good and look good

    Reconcile with any known enemy

    Call your friends on phone every day during work and after working hours.
    Listen to good music
    Live a day at a time

    Call me if you don't have a friend, I will bridge the gap,
    I hope i’m talking sense to you?

    *Summarily...*
    #Men please try not to die!*

    #Happy new week ahead to all.*
    #Discipline
    #nakupenda
    Elumelu's mom is 97 years. Otedola's mom is 103 years. Jonathan's mom is 88 years. Saraki's mom is 89 years. Yaradua's mom is 99 years. Dangote's mom is 90 years. Eze Damian Ejiohuo's Mom is close 100years. Hon. Jeff Atata mother is 90year plus. Where are their fathers? Long gone in most cases. Food for thought, guys! Treat yourself well, they will survive without you. Change or upgrade your wardrobe every 2 years Feel good and look good Reconcile with any known enemy Call your friends on phone every day during work and after working hours. Listen to good music Live a day at a time Call me if you don't have a friend, I will bridge the gap, I hope i’m talking sense to you? *Summarily...* #Men please try not to die!* #Happy new week ahead to all.* #Discipline #nakupenda
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  • #Discipline
    THE SECRET OF A SLAY QUEEN WHO ONLY SLEEPS WITH MAD MEN

    Her name was Maliya—fierce, bold, unapologetically beautiful. On the outside, she was every man’s fantasy and every woman’s envy. Slay queen by title, heartbreaker by reputation. But what nobody knew was that behind her polished nails, heavy makeup, and thousand-dollar shoes was a twisted obsession—one that could ruin her life forever. Maliya didn’t sleep with rich politicians, or musicians, or sugar daddies. No. Her secret desire was far darker. She only felt true lust for men society called “mad.” The street wanderers. The mentally unstable. The forgotten souls. The kind who talked to the air, laughed at nothing, and roamed in tattered rags. She believed madness held a kind of freedom no rich man could ever give her.

    At night, when her friends were clubbing or posting half-naked pictures online, Maliya would sneak out in disguise. She wore an oversized hoodie, no makeup, just a scarf. She’d go behind the abandoned rail tracks where she knew one of them always slept. His name was Dogo. People said he had once been a brilliant university professor before something snapped in his head. Now he danced naked in the streets and barked like a dog. But to Maliya, Dogo was beautiful. She brought him food, bathed him, whispered to him, and made love to him like he was a king. And the terrifying part? He remembered her name. Every single time. “Maliya,” he would say, looking into her soul with eyes that once knew more than the world allowed. “They’ll never understand you, but I do.”

    She thought no one knew. Until one day, her closest friend, Anita, followed her. Anita had always suspected something strange about Maliya’s behavior. So when she saw Maliya sneaking behind the slums, she trailed her—and what she found left her speechless. Maliya on her knees, feeding a mad man with such devotion it almost looked holy. Anita tried to confront her. “Are you sick in the head? What if someone finds out? Your brand, your endorsements, your family—everything will be gone!” Maliya didn’t flinch. “I’m already gone, Anita. I’ve been gone since I was twelve and I watched my stepfather beat my mother to death and everyone called him a pastor. Madness feels safer than sanity to me.”

    Anita backed off. She didn’t understand, but she knew better than to question a pain she couldn’t imagine. But secrets don’t stay buried. A vlogger spotted Maliya a few days later, in her disguise, embracing another mad man near the river. The video went viral within hours. “Famous Slay Queen Seen Kissing Lunatic,” the headlines read. Her followers dropped. Brands cut ties. Her family disowned her. But strangely, she didn’t cry. She laughed. Laughed louder than ever before. Because now—finally—she didn’t have to hide. She took Dogo and two other mad men, moved into a remote area outside the city, and built a shelter for the mentally ill. She named it “The Free Mind.”

    But what she didn’t know was that one of the men she loved—one of the supposed “mad” men—wasn’t mad at all. He was a billionaire’s son hiding from a murderous conspiracy. And everything was about to change.

    To be continued....
    Written by Real Life Stories

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    #Discipline THE SECRET OF A SLAY QUEEN WHO ONLY SLEEPS WITH MAD MEN Her name was Maliya—fierce, bold, unapologetically beautiful. On the outside, she was every man’s fantasy and every woman’s envy. Slay queen by title, heartbreaker by reputation. But what nobody knew was that behind her polished nails, heavy makeup, and thousand-dollar shoes was a twisted obsession—one that could ruin her life forever. Maliya didn’t sleep with rich politicians, or musicians, or sugar daddies. No. Her secret desire was far darker. She only felt true lust for men society called “mad.” The street wanderers. The mentally unstable. The forgotten souls. The kind who talked to the air, laughed at nothing, and roamed in tattered rags. She believed madness held a kind of freedom no rich man could ever give her. At night, when her friends were clubbing or posting half-naked pictures online, Maliya would sneak out in disguise. She wore an oversized hoodie, no makeup, just a scarf. She’d go behind the abandoned rail tracks where she knew one of them always slept. His name was Dogo. People said he had once been a brilliant university professor before something snapped in his head. Now he danced naked in the streets and barked like a dog. But to Maliya, Dogo was beautiful. She brought him food, bathed him, whispered to him, and made love to him like he was a king. And the terrifying part? He remembered her name. Every single time. “Maliya,” he would say, looking into her soul with eyes that once knew more than the world allowed. “They’ll never understand you, but I do.” She thought no one knew. Until one day, her closest friend, Anita, followed her. Anita had always suspected something strange about Maliya’s behavior. So when she saw Maliya sneaking behind the slums, she trailed her—and what she found left her speechless. Maliya on her knees, feeding a mad man with such devotion it almost looked holy. Anita tried to confront her. “Are you sick in the head? What if someone finds out? Your brand, your endorsements, your family—everything will be gone!” Maliya didn’t flinch. “I’m already gone, Anita. I’ve been gone since I was twelve and I watched my stepfather beat my mother to death and everyone called him a pastor. Madness feels safer than sanity to me.” Anita backed off. She didn’t understand, but she knew better than to question a pain she couldn’t imagine. But secrets don’t stay buried. A vlogger spotted Maliya a few days later, in her disguise, embracing another mad man near the river. The video went viral within hours. “Famous Slay Queen Seen Kissing Lunatic,” the headlines read. Her followers dropped. Brands cut ties. Her family disowned her. But strangely, she didn’t cry. She laughed. Laughed louder than ever before. Because now—finally—she didn’t have to hide. She took Dogo and two other mad men, moved into a remote area outside the city, and built a shelter for the mentally ill. She named it “The Free Mind.” But what she didn’t know was that one of the men she loved—one of the supposed “mad” men—wasn’t mad at all. He was a billionaire’s son hiding from a murderous conspiracy. And everything was about to change. To be continued.... Written by Real Life Stories Follow Bleeding pen for more
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  • ACHALUGO NAKUPENDA

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    ACHALUGO NAKUPENDA #discipline
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  • You told your wife that you were going to work but you went to her best friend's house whose husband is a so|dier.
    Her husband comes back and you hurried|y hid under the bed
    The so|dier sends his wife off to the market while you are sti|| hiding under the bêd. you overhear him inviting a |ady over the phone.

    The lady comes and shôrt|y after his wife comes knôcking citing that her c|othes are sta!ned and she wants to change them

    Before the soldier husband opened the door. He tells the lady to hide under the bed.

    Now, the lady who comes face to face with you under the bêd turns out to be your wîfe and both of you are |ooking at each other under the bed like rãbbits without saying a word.

    In school, We call it REUNION
    In social gatherings, we call it GET TOGETHER
    In Mathematics, we call it Simultaneous Equation
    In Psychology, we call it "what goes around comes around"
    In Chemistry, we called it chain reaction
    In Economics, we call it demand and supply
    In Physics, we call it nuclear fusion! In Agriculture we call it crop rotation
    In English we call it coincidence
    In government we call it check and balance
    In food and nutrition we call it balance diet

    May the phone of those who skîp after reading without lîking and commenting and shãring fall into a bãsin of water

    Dón't forget to share like and comment.
    #Discipline
    #nakupenda
    You told your wife👩‍🦰 that you were going to work but you went to her best friend's house whose husband is a so|dier. 👮‍♂️ Her husband comes back and you hurried|y hid under the bed 🛏️ The so|dier sends his wife off to the market while you are sti|| hiding under the bêd. you overhear him inviting a |ady over the phone.🤣🤣 The lady comes and shôrt|y after his wife comes knôcking citing that her c|othes are sta!ned and she wants to change them🥺 Before the soldier husband opened the door. He tells the lady to hide under the bed. Now, the lady who comes face to face with you under the bêd turns out to be your wîfe🤣🤣 and both of you are |ooking at each other under the bed like rãbbits without saying a word.🙆🤣🤣 In school, We call it REUNION In social gatherings, we call it GET TOGETHER In Mathematics, we call it Simultaneous Equation In Psychology, we call it "what goes around comes around" In Chemistry, we called it chain reaction In Economics, we call it demand and supply In Physics, we call it nuclear fusion! In Agriculture we call it crop rotation 😂😂😅 In English we call it coincidence 😂😂 In government we call it check and balance 🤓🤓 In food and nutrition we call it balance diet 😁😁 May the phone of those who skîp after reading without lîking and commenting and shãring fall into a bãsin of water🤣🤣 Dón't forget to share like and comment. #Discipline #nakupenda
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  • #Stephenjesse #Discipline #nakupenda #GenuineLove
    #Stephenjesse #Discipline #nakupenda #GenuineLove
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  • #Sh0cking: 18 Years Old apprentice Impregnates 10 Girls, Including His Boss Daughter, Salesgirl and 8 Other Girls In Anambra
    #girls
    #Pregnacy
    #Discipline
    #NwaOga
    #Sh0cking: 18 Years Old apprentice Impregnates 10 Girls, Including His Boss Daughter, Salesgirl and 8 Other Girls In Anambra #girls #Pregnacy #Discipline #NwaOga
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  • The parable of the 10 virgins
    Mathew chapter 25: Verses 1 to 13

    Lessons learned from the 5 wise virgins among the 10 virgins

    1. Preparedness -Carrying extra oil (Plan B) for future challenges.
    2. Punctuality - Being at the right place (the bride's location) at the right time.
    3. Vigilance - Staying alert and conscious, even when resting.
    4. Integrity - Prioritizing principles and discipline by rejecting an unprofitable offer (sharing oil).

    These values are timeless and relevant to everyday life.
    Ngo_123 #grace
    The parable of the 10 virgins Mathew chapter 25: Verses 1 to 13 Lessons learned from the 5 wise virgins among the 10 virgins 1. Preparedness -Carrying extra oil (Plan B) for future challenges. 2. Punctuality - Being at the right place (the bride's location) at the right time. 3. Vigilance - Staying alert and conscious, even when resting. 4. Integrity - Prioritizing principles and discipline by rejecting an unprofitable offer (sharing oil). These values are timeless and relevant to everyday life. Ngo_123 #grace
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