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Nigerians are indeed creative
Who would have thought a Million Safety Pins was used to create this Outfit

Credit to the designer, you really Pinned it

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THE DAY PELUMI DIED

"The shouts of "Thief! Thief!" filled the air. The man being chased ran past a young man who was unaware of what was happening. He was just heading home from an errand, with a half bag of rice on his shoulder and a jar of oil in his hands.

Without warning, the crowd rushed at him, leaving no room for explanation. The actual thief ran away, but the innocent young man was mistaken for him and attacked. Blows rained down on him, and cutlasses cut him deeper. He opened his mouth to cry out, but another blow landed on his head. He sprawled on the ground, half dead.

The bag of rice and the jar of oil burst, mixing with his blood, creating a terrifying scene. The crowd fetched a nearby tire and set him on fire within seconds. Before five minutes had passed, some young guys arrived, dragging the real thief with them, only to find an innocent young man already ablaze. They tried to quench the flames and dragged him out of the fire, but the stench of roasted flesh filled the air.

Pelumi died that day. The thief was taken away by the police, while Pelumi's corpse was left at the scene.

His mother arrived, looked at her son, and shouted, "Oja, fire of the water serpent, let the blood of my son forever litter your river until you avenge him!"

I walked home shakily, realizing I could have been killed too. Pelumi was my friend before death took him. I was actually on my way to meet him, just few steps close to him and death embraced him.

That is how lawless our society Nigeria has become."

Please share to create awareness against jungle justice in Nigeria and around the world 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿.

It really does feel special to be part of something from the ground up. Nakupenda is giving OG vibes, it’s a chance to build real connections before the crowd shows up! and the noise sets in. Real people, real convos and real community. Glad to be on this journey! #SpreadTheLove #PeaceOfMind

Happy nurses week to all of the amazing nurses out there, we are the real mvps

INTERNET AND THE EMERGING ZOMBIE GENERATION IN NIGERIA.

JAMB PERFORMANCE BY NIGERIAN STUDENTS SINCE 2007..

In 2007 -. 66% of NGR students scored 200 and above..

in 2008 - 63% scored 200 and above

2010 - 41% scored 200 and above..

2015 - 30% scored 200 and above...

2019 -. 24% scored 200 and above...

2023 - 23% scored 200 and above...

2025 - 22% scored 200 and above...

by 2035 if nothing is done to arrest this worrying decline, This yahoo and jenzzy generation will call for the ending of JAMB...

By 2050, university entry criteria will just be anyone who can spell his father's name...

most of this kids who fail JAMB and still get higher institution admission behave like kids who didn't attend primary school..

Education standard in NGR is in a state of coma ...
if nothing is done urgent.... it would be permanently buried....
Let’s stop lying.

*FUTURES CRUSHED. A NATION EXPOSED.*

- JAMB 2025 RESULT IS A DISASTER*

The 2025 JAMB results are here. A disaster. OVER 1.5 MILLION STUDENTS SCORED BELOW 200.

*WE ALL FAILED.*

PARENTS: YOU RAISED FRAUDS, NOT CHILDREN

You paid for “SPECIAL CENTRES” to cheat WAEC.
You cared more about BRAGGING RIGHTS THAN BEDTIME STORIES.
You taught your child to CUT CORNERS, NOT SOLVE PROBLEMS.
Now JAMB strips off the mask, and they drown.
What did you expect?
You wanted SHORTCUTS, NOT KNOWLEDGE.
Your child can’t think, but they know how to cheat. IS THIS PRIDE?

*DEAR SCHOOLS AND TEACHERS, YOU SOLD SOULS FOR PROFIT*

School owners, you hired teachers who couldn’t spell “education.”
Classrooms became TRADING FLOORS.

Teachers, you leaked exams, whispered answers, and called it “help.”

You had one job: TO BUILD MINDS. Instead, YOU BUILT LIARS.

Your students can’t write a sentence, but they know how to bypass integrity.
SHAME ON YOU.


*DEAR STUDENTS: YOU CHOSE EASY OVER EXCELLENCE*

TikTok over textbooks. Parties over past questions.

You mocked the “bookworms,” then prayed for miracles.

You thought JAMB would “sort itself.” Now reality hits: LIFE DOESN’T FORWARD ANSWERS IN A WHATSAPP GROUP.

You can afford to buy data, and get iPhones, but CAN'T BUY TEXTBOOKS OR SERIOUSNESS.

You gambled with your future. WAKE UP.


*TO OUR GOVERNMENT, YOU WATCHED THE FIRE BURN*

You UNDERFUNDED SCHOOLS UNTIL ROOFS CAVED IN.

You let UNQUALIFIED TEACHERS flood classrooms.

You ignored “MIRACLE CENTRES” because palms were greased.

Where are the POLICIES? THE OVERSIGHT? THE URGENCY?

You talk about “tomorrow’s leaders” while STRANGLING THE SCHOOLS meant to shape them.


*THIS IS OUR COLLECTIVE SHAME.*

*PICTURE THIS:*
Ten years from now, your child is the ENGINEER WHO BUILDS COLLAPSING BRIDGES,
The DOCTOR WHO KILLS PATIENTS,
The LEADER WHO STEALS BILLIONS.

IS THIS THE FUTURE YOU WANT?

We built this with:

1. Parents who VALUED TROPHIES OVER TRUTH,
2. Schools that SOLD CERTIFICATES, NOT CHARACTER,
3. Students who TRADED GRIT FOR GOSSIP,
4. And a government that LOOKED AWAY AND FAILED TO ACT.

It is nearly impossible for anyone who scored B’s & A’s in their WAEC WITHOUT MALPRACTICE to score below 200 in JAMB.

*SOMETHING IS DEFINITELY WRONG!*

©Paddylay

10 Reasons Boiled Eggs Deserve a Statue in Your Kitchen

They said eggs cause cholesterol. But they didn’t tell you what eggs actually fix.

Let’s unlearn:

1. Methylation Master
Egg yolks contain choline, folate, B12, betaine, and methionine—nutrients that silence bad genes and detox excess estrogen.

Your DNA literally thanks you after each bite.

2. Bile Booster
Eggs train your gallbladder to release bile.

Better digestion, less bloating, stronger *** metabolism.

3. Nerve Protector
They build your myelin sheath (the protective layer around your nerves).

More brain focus. Less mood swings. Sharper reflexes.

4. Detox Engine
High in cysteine—a key builder of glutathione, your body’s master antioxidant.

Eggs help clear plastics, poisons, and pollutants.

5. Appetite Regulator
They stimulate PYY and GLP-1—gut hormones that shut down overeating.

You feel full faster. You eat less. You lose *** naturally.

6. Eye Shield
Loaded with lutein and zeaxanthin, which block blue light damage.

Screen fatigue and vision issues? Start with an egg.

7. Fertility Fuel
Eggs nourish ovaries, boost sperm quality, and balance hormones.

Sex drive. ****** health. Baby-making magic.

8. Liver Healer
Eggs contain phosphatidylcholine, which helps break down liver ***.

NAFLD is from sugar, not eggs. Stop lying to yourself.

9. Vitamin D Plug
Pasture-raised eggs are one of the few natural sources of vitamin D.

Bones, mood, immunity—no capsules needed.

10. Structured Superfood
Eggs come with enzymes, immune factors, and metabolic intelligence.

They’re not just food. They’re biologically complete tech.

Moral of the story?

Stop blaming eggs. Start blaming misinformation.

Don’t forget to reach out for a real diet plan. Share and tag your friends. Let the healing begin.
#Emacraft
#Consistency

*How many people have read the parable of 10 Virgins?*

It doesn't really matter whether you believe it or not. We are not talking of the religious inclination here. Put real life situation to it
# Happiness # Team A #
"This story teaches us to be ready at all times because we don't know when opportunity that will elevate us will come."

These are some of the characteristics of REAL FRIENDS
#grace
#chinosky

*UNIVERSITY OF ADULTERY*
*FINAL YEAR EXAMS*
*COURSE: MARRIAGEMATICS*
*Time*: *3Hrs 30MINS*

*INSTRUCTIONS:*
1 *_ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS_*
2 *_ALL QUESTIONS MUST BE ATTEMPTED IRRESPECTIVE OF GENDER_*

*1.* You are a married man and you have dated somebody's wife for *two* years, busy spending on her like there is no tomorrow. eventually she drops you and concentrates on her innocent husband. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. *(20 marks)*

*2.* You bought a phone for your friend's wife and she gave it to her husband. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. *(20 marks)*

*3. For Men* You're dating around 15 ladies and every lady is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 16s
*(a)* Plot a graph of detoothers against prices of phones. *(15marks)*
*(b)* Use your graph to estimate your future poverty *(5marks)*
*(c)* Plot the percentage shame against volume of apologies to your family members. *(5 Mks)*

*4.* You are whatsapping and facebooking other people's wives yet you don't want to see your wife on the social network. Calculate the Percentage Error in your thinking capacity. *(20 marks)*

*5.* You are a *civil servant*, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than N1,000,000. Your daughter who is awaiting *WASSCE* result is using iPhone 16s and Samsung Galaxy worth N700,000 . Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. *(20 marks)*

*6. *For ladies* You're a married woman and you have dated 20 guys with hard labour, use the law of diminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. *(20 marks)*

*7.* You can't give your wife N10,000 for a pot of soup, but you spend over N50,000 in bars and restaurant.
Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142 *(20 marks)*

8.* You have been in the place of worship for years but your name is not in the book of LIFE because of the secret sin. Calculate the years you will spend in HELL? (30 mark)
_*BEST OF LUCK!*
Your Time Starts Now. But remember to share to all your friends because the question papers are not many to go round... Laughing but serious issue: Pls don't laugh alone.
Hell is Real, Heaven is REAL!
#Discipline
#Heavenisreal

Harsh reality of life
#Grateful

Whatever your mind conceives, comes to play in reality therefore, fill your mind with positivity always.... It's a beautiful morning do well to spread your wings and win.

Shalom


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#grace