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My neighbour just finished writing a book on "HOW TO MAKE MONEY" Now he needs money to publish it. I told him to read the book😂 #Apostles of memes #memeslord

Ruby OOP threw me for a loop. 🧠 Everything's an object even classes?🙄 📚 Had to combine docs + videos + irb experiments.😩😒 But now I get it👌: ✅ initialize, ✅ instance variables, ✅ object vs class #codingjourney #rubyonrails #tessy_rich #Favour

#GODSUNSHINE13 #FAVOUR To help you achieve your goals, I'll provide a simple framework. Please feel free to modify it according to your needs. Today's Goal 1. *Specific goal*: Clearly define what you want to achieve today. 2. *Measurable outcome*: Quantify your goal to track progress. 3. *Achievable target*: Ensure your goal is realistic and attainable. Action Plan 1. *Break down the goal*: Divide the goal into smaller, manageable tasks. 2. *Prioritize tasks*: Focus on the most important tasks first. 3. *Create a schedule*: Allocate time for each task and set deadlines. Staying Focused 1. *Minimize distractions*: Eliminate or reduce distractions during work hours. 2. *Take breaks*: Take regular breaks to recharge and stay focused. 3. *Stay motivated*: Remind yourself of the goal and celebrate small wins. Review and Adjust 1. *Track progress*: Monitor your progress throughout the day. 2. *Adjust the plan*: Make adjustments as needed to stay on track. 3. *Celebrate success*: Acknowledge and celebrate your achievements at the end of the day. What's your specific goal for today? LET YOUR MIND BE BRAVE TO SAY I SPEAK POSITIVE THOUGHTS IN TODAY'S GOALS #FAVOUR #GODSUNSHINE13 #TEAM C

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INTERNET AND THE EMERGING ZOMBIE GENERATION IN NIGERIA. JAMB PERFORMANCE BY NIGERIAN STUDENTS SINCE 2007.. In 2007 -. 66% of NGR students scored 200 and above.. in 2008 - 63% scored 200 and above 2010 - 41% scored 200 and above.. 2015 - 30% scored 200 and above... 2019 -. 24% scored 200 and above... 2023 - 23% scored 200 and above... 2025 - 22% scored 200 and above... by 2035 if nothing is done to arrest this worrying decline, This yahoo and jenzzy generation will call for the ending of JAMB... By 2050, university entry criteria will just be anyone who can spell his father's name... most of this kids who fail JAMB and still get higher institution admission behave like kids who didn't attend primary school.. Education standard in NGR is in a state of coma ... if nothing is done urgent.... it would be permanently buried.... Let’s stop lying. *FUTURES CRUSHED. A NATION EXPOSED.* - JAMB 2025 RESULT IS A DISASTER* The 2025 JAMB results are here. A disaster. OVER 1.5 MILLION STUDENTS SCORED BELOW 200. *WE ALL FAILED.* PARENTS: YOU RAISED FRAUDS, NOT CHILDREN You paid for “SPECIAL CENTRES” to cheat WAEC. You cared more about BRAGGING RIGHTS THAN BEDTIME STORIES. You taught your child to CUT CORNERS, NOT SOLVE PROBLEMS. Now JAMB strips off the mask, and they drown. What did you expect? You wanted SHORTCUTS, NOT KNOWLEDGE. Your child can’t think, but they know how to cheat. IS THIS PRIDE? *DEAR SCHOOLS AND TEACHERS, YOU SOLD SOULS FOR PROFIT* School owners, you hired teachers who couldn’t spell “education.” Classrooms became TRADING FLOORS. Teachers, you leaked exams, whispered answers, and called it “help.” You had one job: TO BUILD MINDS. Instead, YOU BUILT LIARS. Your students can’t write a sentence, but they know how to bypass integrity. SHAME ON YOU. *DEAR STUDENTS: YOU CHOSE EASY OVER EXCELLENCE* TikTok over textbooks. Parties over past questions. You mocked the “bookworms,” then prayed for miracles. You thought JAMB would “sort itself.” Now reality hits: LIFE DOESN’T FORWARD ANSWERS IN A WHATSAPP GROUP. You can afford to buy data, and get iPhones, but CAN'T BUY TEXTBOOKS OR SERIOUSNESS. You gambled with your future. WAKE UP. *TO OUR GOVERNMENT, YOU WATCHED THE FIRE BURN* You UNDERFUNDED SCHOOLS UNTIL ROOFS CAVED IN. You let UNQUALIFIED TEACHERS flood classrooms. You ignored “MIRACLE CENTRES” because palms were greased. Where are the POLICIES? THE OVERSIGHT? THE URGENCY? You talk about “tomorrow’s leaders” while STRANGLING THE SCHOOLS meant to shape them. *THIS IS OUR COLLECTIVE SHAME.* *PICTURE THIS:* Ten years from now, your child is the ENGINEER WHO BUILDS COLLAPSING BRIDGES, The DOCTOR WHO KILLS PATIENTS, The LEADER WHO STEALS BILLIONS. IS THIS THE FUTURE YOU WANT? We built this with: 1. Parents who VALUED TROPHIES OVER TRUTH, 2. Schools that SOLD CERTIFICATES, NOT CHARACTER, 3. Students who TRADED GRIT FOR GOSSIP, 4. And a government that LOOKED AWAY AND FAILED TO ACT. It is nearly impossible for anyone who scored B’s & A’s in their WAEC WITHOUT MALPRACTICE to score below 200 in JAMB. *SOMETHING IS DEFINITELY WRONG!* ©Paddylay

*MEDICAL NUMBERS IN THE LIFE OF EVERY HUMAN BEING* 1. Blood pressure: 120 / 80 2. Pulse: 70 - 100 3. Temperature: 36.8 - 37 4. Respiration: 12-16 5. Hemoglobin: Males (13.50-18) Females ( 11.50 - 16 ) 6. Cholesterol: 130 - 200 7. Potassium: 3.50 - 5 8. Sodium: 135 - 145 9. Triglycerides: 220 10. The amount of blood in the body: Pcv 30-40% 11. Sugar: for Children (70-130) Adults: 70 - 115 12. Iron: 8-15 mg 13. White blood cells: 4000 - 11000 14. Platelets: 150,000 - 400,000 15. Red blood cells: 4.50 - 6 million.. 16. Calcium: 8.6 - 10.3 mg/dL 17. Vitamin D3: 20 - 50 ng/ml (nanograms per milliliter) 18. Vitamin B12: 200 - 900 pg/ml *Tips for those who have reached Over:* the *40years* the *50* the *60* *First tip:* Always drink water even if you don't feel thirsty or need it... the biggest health problems and most of them are from the lack of water in the body. 2 litres Minimum per day (24 hours) *Second tip:* Play sports even when you are at the top of your preoccupation...the body must be moved, even if only by walking...or swimming...or any kind of sports. 🚶 Walking is Good for a Start... 👌 *Third Tip:* Reduce food... Leave excessive food cravings... because it never brings good. Don't deprive yourself, but reduce the quantities. Use more Of Protein, Carbohydrates based Foods. *Fourth tip* As much as possible, do not use the Car unless absolutely necessary... Try to reach on your Feet for what you want ( grocery, visiting someone...) or any goal. Climb Stairs, than use Elevator, Escalator *Fifth tip* let go of ANGER... let go of Anger... let go of anger... Let go of Worry.... try to overlook things... Do not involve yourself in situations of Disturbance... they all diminish health and take away the splendor of the soul. Choose a babysitter you feel comfortable with. Talk to People who are Positive and Listen 👂 *Sixth tip* As it is said..leave your Money in the Sun.. and sit in the Shade.. don't limit yourself and those around you... money was made to live By it, not to live For it. *Seventh tip* Don't make yourself feel Sorry for anyone, nor on something you could not Achieve, Nor anything that you could not Own. Ignore it, Forget it; *Eighth tip* Humility.. then humility.. for Money, Prestige, Power and Influence... they are all things that are corrupted by Arrogance and arrogance.. Humility is what brings people Closer to you with Love. ☺ *Ninth tip* If your hair turns Grey, this does not mean the End of Life. It is proof that a Better life has Begun. 🙋 Be Optimistic, live with Remembrance, Travel, Enjoy yourself. Make Memories! *It may help someone when you share it*👀 TO ALL ELDERS IN THE HOUSE, KINDLY FOLLOW UP. IT IS VERY NECESSARY TO FOLLOW THIS INSTRUCTION STEP BY STEP. HEALTH HINTS FOR MY ELDERS ****************** However busy you are, observe all these to remain healthy: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Drink less milk in your tea. Instead, add lemon or lime juice. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ In the day time, drink more water; but night time, drink less. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ In the day don't drink more than 2 cups of coffee, Advisable To Stop Completely too. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eat less oily foods. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Best sleeping times are between 10pm to 6am. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ In the evening, eat little or nothing after 5 or 6pm. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Don't take medicines with cold water but with warm, and take your medicines half an hour before going to bed. Never take medicines and lie down immediately. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ As you aged further , stop drinking chilled water but drink only water at room temperature ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Try to sleep for at least 8 hours per day. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Having a nap for an hour and a half between noon and 3pm, to relieve stress and keep younger and not age easily. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Once your mobile phone battery is left with only one bar, don't make calls anymore, because the dangerous radiation and waves are one many times higher than a fully charged battery. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Use your left ear to answer calls, right ear will directly hurt your brain. 😳 Better still to use earphones to answer calls. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Two things to check as often as you can: (1) Your blood pressure (2) Your blood sugar. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Six things to reduce to the minimum on your foods: (1) Salt (2) Sugar (3) Preserved meat and foods (4) Red meat especially roasted (5) Dairy products (6) Starchy products ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Four things to increase in your foods: (1) Greens/vegetables (2) Beans (3) Fruits (4) Nuts ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Three things you need to forget: (1) Your age 😮 (2) Your past 🤔 (3) Your worries/grievances 👍🏽 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Four things you must have, no matter how weak or how strong you are: (1) Friends who truly love you (2) Caring family (3) Positive thoughts (4) A warm home. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Seven things you need to do to stay healthy: (1) Singing (2) Dancing (3) Fasting (4) Smiling/laughing (5) Trek/exercise (6) Have sex often with your love (7) Reduce your weight. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Six things you don't have to do: (1) Don't wait till you are hungry to eat (2) Don't wait till you are thirsty to drink (3) Don't wait till you are sleepy to sleep (4) Don't wait till you feel tired to rest (5) Don't wait till you get sick to go for medical check-ups otherwise you will only regret later in life (6) Don’t wait till you have problem before you pray to your God. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ One thing you must do after reading these health tips: (1) Forward this to your loved ones and friends, and as you do so, may God bless U. ================= While go about your normal business please let's remember to always check our body to know how fit you are. Health is wealth. MEDICAL FITNES HIGH BP ---------- 120/80 -- Normal 130/85 --Normal (Control) 140/90 -- High 150/95 -- V.High ---------------------------- PULSE -------- 72 per minute (standard) 60 --- 80 p.m. (Normal) 40 -- 180 p.m.(abnormal) ---------------------------- TEMPERATURE ----------------- 98.4 F (Normal) 99.0 F Above (Fever) Please help your Relatives, Friends by sharing this information.... Heart Attacks- - - Drinking Warm Water: This is a very good article. Not only about the warm water after your meal, but about Heart Attack's . The Chinese and Japanese drink hot tea with their meals, not cold water, maybe it is time we adopt their drinking habit while eating. For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you. It is very Harmful to have Cold Drink/Water during a meal. Because, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed. It will slow down the digestion. Once this 'sludge' reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine. Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer . It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal. French fries and Burgers are the biggest enemy of heart health. A coke after that gives more power to this demon. Avoid them for your Heart's & Health. Drink one glass of warm water just when you are about to go to bed to avoid clotting of the blood at night to avoid heart attacks or strokes. A cardiologist says if everyone who reads this message sends it to 10 people, you can be sure that we'll save at least one life. ... So, please be a true friend and send this article to people you care about. Must read 👆👌 FOR THE YOUNG ONES 👇 Cheers And Enjoy life Know your genotype before you say yes to that handsome guy or to that beautiful lady whom you wish to spend the rest of your life with... Genotype & It's Appropriate Suitor: AA + AA = Excellent AA + AS = Good AA + SS = Fair AS + AS = Bad AS + SS = Very Bad SS + SS = Extremely Bad (In fact, don't try it) #SickleCellAwareness 💉BLOOD GROUP COMPATIBILITY 💉 What’s Your Type and how common is it? O+ 1 in 3 37.4% (Most common) A+ 1 in 3 35.7% B+ 1 in 12 8.5% AB+ 1 in 29 3.4% O- 1 in 15 6.6% A- 1 in 16 6.3% B- 1 in 67 1.5% AB- 1 in 167 .6% (Rarest) Compatible Blood Types O- can receive O- O+ can receive O+, O- A- can receive A-, O- A+ can receive A+, A-, O+, O- B- can receive B-, O- B+ can receive B+, B-, O+, O- AB- can receive AB-, B-, A-, O- AB+ can receive AB+, AB-, B+, B-, A+, A-, O+, O-b This is an important msg which can save a life! A life could be saved.... EFFECT OF WATER 💐 We Know Water is important but never knew about the Special Times one has to drink it.. !! Did you ??? 💦 Drinking Water at the Right Time ⏰ Maximizes its effectiveness on the Human Body; 1⃣ 1 Glass of Water after waking up - 🕕⛅ helps to activate internal organs.. 2⃣ 1 Glass of Water 30 Minutes 🕧 before a Meal - helps digestion.. 3⃣ 1 Glass of Water before taking a Bath 🚿 - helps lower your blood pressure. 4⃣ 1 Glass of Water before going to Bed - 🕙 avoids Stroke or Heart Attack. 'When someone shares something of value with you and you benefit from it, You have a moral obligation to share it with others. #Healthiswealth #Discipline

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AWFUL!!!! When family members arrived at the clinic to recover the bø"dy, the hospital surprisingly gave them money to quickly leave with the bø"dy - as if as if they wanted to get rid of evidence. Normally, hospitals demand payment before releasing a bø'dy, but this clinic paid us to take Melissa's body away! Family members, still in shock, carried the bø'dy to the morgue, thanking the clinic for their "generosity" (the money they gave us). It wasn't until we arrived at the morgue late that night that we discovered the full extent of the horror. The bø-dy was open, & we saw that all vìtal org-ns were missing. There wasn't even a drop of blœd left inside. We tried everything to investigate, but it was impossible to uncover the truth behind Melissa's dth. In the end, my little niece paid the ultimate price for the 8 months of luxury Cyrille provided her. We laid her to rest, still shocked & baffled by the events till this day. This is a truelife story of what happened to my niece. Ladies, please beware of strangers & fake lovers. Let's be cautious & do our research properly to protect ourselves from such horrific situations. Well, I wanted to share My niece, Melissa's story with you. Here's a picture of my niece with Cyrille - maybe some of you have also been victims of his dê,,c''"it. Pls, beaware, everything that glitters isn't gold. #Discipline #nakupenda

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#abimfolu #grace THE HARE AND THE TORTOISE Once, there was a hare who was best friends with a tortoise. The hare was very proud of how fast he could run, so one day, he challenged the tortoise to a race. The tortoise agreed, even though everyone thought he was way too slow to win. The race began, and the hare raced so fast that he was far ahead of the tortoise. Feeling confident, the hare decided to take a nap under a tree while the tortoise kept going, step by step. When the hare woke up, he was shocked to see the tortoise crossing the finish line. The tortoise had won the race! Moral of the story: It doesn’t matter how fast or strong you are—what matters is being steady and never giving up. And don’t be too proud, it can cause trouble!

Dear Lord, Thank You for waking me up today and for always being with me, even when things feel tough. You said in Psalm 23 that you are my shepherd you promised that You would supply all my needs, and right now, Lord, I really need You. I’m struggling, I don’t have everything I need, but I believe You’re my Provider. You said in Your Word that if You take care of the birds and flowers, You’ll definitely take care of me too, and I’m holding on to that. Father, please open doors for me. Send help from where I don’t even expect. Give me favor and opportunities, and bless the works of my hands. I know You are faithful, and I trust You even though it’s hard. You’re my Shepherd, and You said I shall not want, Lord: provide for me. Give me peace of mind, strength to keep going, and a breakthrough that will lift this burden off my shoulders. Thank You because I know You hear me. I trust Your timing, and I believe You’ll come through. In Jesus name, Amen 🙏🏽