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My neighbour just finished writing a book on "HOW TO MAKE MONEY"
Now he needs money to publish it.
I told him to read the book

#Apostles of memes
#memeslord

Be Patient
*DON'T DRAG THE TRAY!*

*A man was sent to the annual national convention of his professional body by his company.*

*The convention was a congregation of about 10,000 people.*

*During one of the days at the convention, it was time for lunch and people were being served.*

*This man saw that they were serving people beside him left & right but they were not serving him and the people on his row.*

*He shouted at the ladies serving and they told him to keep calm that there is enough food for everyone & that it will soon get to his turn.*

*He watched angrily as they passed the tray containing plates of soup and amala before him again twice without serving him.*

*When he saw another lady carrying the tray, he stood up angrily & dragged the tray of ewedu soup to take his food by force.*

*Suddenly, the whole tray containing about 6 plates of soup landed on his head as he dragged the tray from the lady's hands.*

*His white cloth was stained, soiled and spoilt. Pepper got into his eyes and he was shouting, 'my eyes oo, somebody help me, my eyes oo, pepper in my eyes oo.' Suddenly, he was called to the high table because his company had penciled him down as their resource person for the conversation, following the fact that their much awaited person didn't turn up.*

*People around him had to drag him out as he could not open his eyes because of the pepper that was still in his eyes. It was a complete show of shame & a reward of impatience.*

*Dear reader, many of us are like this man; we feel others are already 'eating' success, breakthroughs, fame, popularity, academic excellence, accomplishments and we are yet to be served our own 'food' and we are being tempted to 'drag the tray' and take our own food by force.*

*Friends, I know waiting ****** is not an easy ******. Atimes we feel our friends have left us behind. Many that we started as single ladies together are now married with children & here we are, still single and no ray of proposal, talk less of marriage.*

*Some of us, many of our friends that we got married the same year are through with child bearing and here we are, no miscarriage once, talk less of giving birth, and we feel like 'dragging the tray.'*

*At times, many of us feel that many of our friends that we started work together have left us behind as we see their career blossoming, we feel the only way we can also see our careers validated is to 'drag the tray.'*

*Friends, be encouraged! The one serving this 'food' of marriage, success, promotion, career breakthrough is not a man. HE is GOD, your Maker!*

*HE has your own plate of 'food' in HIS tray. At the appointed time, HE will serve you & when you will be eating your own food, those who have eaten before you will watch your mouth as you 'eat' with pleasure.*

*Don't 'drag the tray.' Don't take short cut. If you get the 'miracle' by 'dragging the tray' you will end up in ridicule as you will later be dragged out in shame as the 'pepper' in your eyes will make the end of your 'miracle' a show of shame.*

*If you are waiting on man, hmmm it's well with You. But if you are waiting on GOD, your waiting ****** is not a wasted ******!*

*As We continue this Year, Please Wait on GOD. Your 'food' is closer to you than you think.*

*THIS YEAR IS FILLED WITH YOUR THANKSGIVING, TESTIMONIES, GRATITUDE, CONGRATULATIONS, AND PRAISES TO THE ALMIGHTY GOD*

*Therefore:*

*Don't Drag The Tray!*
DO HAVE A PLEASANT WEEK AHEAD.

In this life, only listen to two people. Those who strongly align with the vision and those who say "it won't work"

The people in the middle don't really care. If it works fine or If it doesn't work fine.

The strong believers take the vision as theirs and run with it.
The unbelievers show you all the reasons why it won't work. Use their unbelieve to correct your flaws.

Never take the opinion of people in-between. They are not positive enough to drive and not negative enough to cause a concern.

WHEN YOU BECOME DISTRACTED AND LOSE FOCUS;

• YOU LOSE CONFIDENCE — losing focus causes you to become unsure of yourself, your vision or your plan.

• YOU LOSE CONSISTENCY — losing focus causes you to lose the time, energy and momentum necessary to fulfill your mission.

• YOU LOSE CHANCES — losing focus causes you to miss out on opportunities for advancement and growth.

• YOU LOSE CREDIBILITY — losing focus causes others to lose confidence in you, your abilities or your stability (resulting in an unwillingness to invest in your dream, vision or venture).

• YOU LOSE CONNECTIONS — losing focus causes your relationships to gradually die from a lack of care, concern, consideration or concentration.

• YOU LOSE CASH — losing focus can directly impact your finances by robbing you of a job, a career, a company or an important business deal.

You cannot afford to lose focus in this season! Don’t wait for someone to “stir” you through inspiration or something to “provoke” you through obligation.

Take an inventory of your life—who/what is necessary and who/what is not, who/what is draining you and who/what is sustaining you—then make the hard decisions necessary to recover your focus!

Hope this made little sense?

#chinosky
#grace

Everywhere, anywhere!
#Happiness #Ini

Speaking of Brilliance:
15 Yr Old Heman Bekele, originally from Ethiopia and now living in Annandale, Virginia, has been named Time’s 2024 Kid of the Year for his groundbreaking approach to treating skin ******. Bekele created a low-cost bar of soap infused with imiquimod—a medication already approved for treating some forms of skin ****** in cream form.

His inspiration came from witnessing laborers in Ethiopia who spent long hours in the sun without proper skin protection. Determined to make treatment more accessible across economic divides, Bekele set out to develop a solution that could help bridge that gap.

#skincancer #Favour

A woman is most powerful when she stops chasing love and starts embodying it.

True power doesn't come from seeking external validation, but from awakening the love already within her.

A woman who chooses to embody love-no matter the circumstances- becomes a force of nature. She is magnetic, not because of her appearance, but because of the light that
radiates from her soul.

It's a glow that can't be dimmed, a presence that can't be ignored. Divinity itself sees her, and the world feels it. When you stop chasing and start becoming, that's when you step into your true power.

A woman is most powerful when she stops chasing love and starts embodying it.

True power doesn't come from seeking external validation, but from awakening the love already within her.

A woman who chooses to embody love-no matter the circumstances- becomes a force of nature. She is magnetic, not because of her appearance, but because of the light that
radiates from her soul.

It's a glow that can't be dimmed, a presence that can't be ignored. Divinity itself sees her, and the world feels it. When you stop chasing and start becoming, that's when you step into your true power

A virtual assistant is a professional who provides administrative, technical, or creative support to clients remotely.

They handle tasks like email management, scheduling, customer service, social media management, and more.

#virtualassistance
#passiveincome

BAT forest guard initiative is a laughable matter.How would you expect these forest guards to face bandits with those standard military style weapons?.The NSA is inactive and not doing a fine job to secure Nigerians.

Good Friday Message:

Today, we pause and remember the ultimate act of love — when Jesus Christ gave His life for us on the cross. In His suffering, we see forgiveness. In His sacrifice, we find salvation. And in His final words, “It is finished,” we receive the greatest hope — that no sin is too great, no heart too broken, and no soul beyond His grace.

As we reflect on the cross, let us be humbled by His mercy and inspired by His love. May this Good Friday remind us that even in darkness, God’s light shines through, and from sorrow, resurrection comes.

“By His wounds, we are healed.” — Isaiah 53:5
#happiness
#AWESOMEGOD

On your journey to winning, bear in mind that fear will try to creep in, but your winning mindset should always be active, it'll keep you going till you get to the finished line.
#grateful #sarahdalandlady