Up and grateful to God. Ready for the days workload #Paddylay #Passion #Nakupenda

Follow who follows you on social media. Build network, build your circle, enrich relationship and promote love. #Nakupenda. #Onelove. #Motivation. #Samuelthomasayiya.

The Behaviours of a Confident Person You Need to Emulate. 1. Speak up when you have something to say. Do not be afraid of speaking your mind. 2. Take time to relax and reflect on what you have achieved and achieving. 3. Be decisive when making decisions; trust your own judgement. 4. Make mistakes but learn from them. Recognize failure as a learning opportunity. 5. Maintain good body language. Stand up straight and make eye contact with others. 6. Aim high but be realistic in your goals and expectations. Set manageable milestones that are achievable and work towards those instead of worrying about perfection. 7. Think positively and look for the good in any situation, no matter how bad it may seem at the time. 8. Recognize successes, even small ones. Take pride in what you have achieved! 9. Practice self-care. Find balance between taking care of your mental and physical health in order to stay energized and be motivated. #SpreadTheLove #PeaceOfMind

So a colleague pranked me into going to work on a public holiday. Im debating my payback . What do you guys think?

Say to yourself IAM SPECIAL Today's date is Special 5.5.25 5 stands for Grace: _May the Grace of God work for you. _May the Grace of your Father fight for you. _May the Word of His Grace sanctify and give you your inheritance. _May Grace open impossible doors for you. _May Grace swallow your labour and flavour your efforts. _May Grace cause you to suck Honey, ,paste Butter, drink Milk, and walk in Oil. _May you receive special Graceful gifts #BEENGRACED #Discipline

Comparison is a waste of energy. Every individual is unique with specific talents. Find your passion and live your best life. Be happy with yourself and find satisfaction in your work. Your journey is yours alone. Keep going and with the help of the Almighty, you'll get there. GOOD MORNING *(PLEASE STAY SAFE)* #Softsmile #Attendance #Passion

Say to yourself IAM SPECIAL Today's date is Special 5.5.25 5 stands for Grace: _May the Grace of God work for you. _May the Grace of your Father fight for you. _May the Word of His Grace sanctify and give you your inheritance. _May Grace open impossible doors for you. _May Grace swallow your labour and flavour your efforts. _May Grace cause you to suck Honey, ,paste Butter, drink Milk, and walk in Oil. _May you receive special Graceful gifts #BEENGRACED #Discipline

The prize for success is hard work. Prepare your mind to work hard and, in preparation,think smart to get a better result. Let the sky be your stepping stone and not just your limit. ✌🏽✌🏽 #grace

Tension is not caused by work, it is caused by poor time management (Dr.Mcdavid Eze). #Knowledge #Nakupenda

How has the mighty fallen, there was a huge silence in the street of Madrid, but shouts of irrepresible joy in England as a whole last night. It made me begin to wonder, has football changed or is it just that the bunch of Madrid players where docile, I started wondering how the former wonder kid Jude Bellingham suddenly grew so cold that not even a shot on goal from him or is it that the team was built around a failed striker called Mpape. Will I say that the decline of Madrid started when Mpape joined that former wonder club. It makes begin to wonder why Fifa will over the years hyped a player like Mpape and rated him better than the Nigerian Wonder boy Victor Osimhen. Sometimes I wonder why Nigerian Wonder boys continue to suffer huge attacks anytime they start shining. Is it a ploy to dampen their relentless spirit or what. Anyway, kudos to Arsenal, they played to their game plan without distraction and it worked for them. #Team E.

Omo, make I talk as e dey do me, I no go even lie, if na me dem treat like this, I for vex too. E hard to dey do “turn the other cheek” when person don slap you sotey your whole soul dey pain. Dem really carry this woman play, and still expect her to keep quiet? E no dey work like that. But as I reason am well, I come realize say two wrong no dey ever make right. As sweet as revenge dey feel that moment, sometimes e dey leave one kind bitterness for body later. And if you no comot that bitterness, e go just dey grow like weed. She don suffer, e clear. Wetin pain pass na say she hold this man down from nothing, yet na betrayal she get in return. Still, I go talk true: revenge no go heal that kind wound, e just dey shift the pain. Now dem dey beg her, meaning say karma don show face. She fit help or she fit waka comot, but make she choose wetin go bring her peace of mind. Because at the end, na peace wey person need pass all these wahala. To me, she no be wicked person, she na woman wey pain break. I just dey pray make she no lose herself inside this storm. Make her children no grow dey carry this hurt join body. Make she still try find small joy, small healing, because she don already prove say she strong. Life go still better, make she no let their darkness kill her light. #SpreadTheLove #PeaceOfMind #NakupendaCares

*UNIVERSITY OF ADULTERY* *FINAL YEAR EXAMS* *COURSE: MARRIAGEMATICS* *Time*: *3Hrs 30MINS* *INSTRUCTIONS:* 1 *_ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS_* 2 *_ALL QUESTIONS MUST BE ATTEMPTED IRRESPECTIVE OF GENDER_* *1.* You are a married man and you have dated somebody's wife for *two* years, busy spending on her like there is no tomorrow. eventually she drops you and concentrates on her innocent husband. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. *(20 marks)* *2.* You bought a phone for your friend's wife and she gave it to her husband. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. *(20 marks)* *3. For Men* You're dating around 15 ladies and every lady is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 16s *(a)* Plot a graph of detoothers against prices of phones. *(15marks)* *(b)* Use your graph to estimate your future poverty *(5marks)* *(c)* Plot the percentage shame against volume of apologies to your family members. *(5 Mks)* *4.* You are whatsapping and facebooking other people's wives yet you don't want to see your wife on the social network. Calculate the Percentage Error in your thinking capacity. *(20 marks)* *5.* You are a *civil servant*, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than N1,000,000. Your daughter who is awaiting *WASSCE* result is using iPhone 16s and Samsung Galaxy worth N700,000 . Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. *(20 marks)* *6. *For ladies* You're a married woman and you have dated 20 guys with hard labour, use the law of diminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. *(20 marks)* *7.* You can't give your wife N10,000 for a pot of soup, but you spend over N50,000 in bars and restaurant. Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142 *(20 marks)* 8.* You have been in the place of worship for years but your name is not in the book of LIFE because of the secret sin. Calculate the years you will spend in HELL? (30 mark) _*BEST OF LUCK!* Your Time Starts Now. But remember to share to all your friends because the question papers are not many to go round... Laughing but serious issue: Pls don't laugh alone. Hell is Real, Heaven is REAL! #Discipline #Heavenisreal