*UNIVERSITY OF ADULTERY* *FINAL YEAR EXAMS* *COURSE: MARRIAGEMATICS* *Time*: *3Hrs 30MINS* *INSTRUCTIONS:* 1 *_ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS_* 2 *_ALL QUESTIONS MUST BE ATTEMPTED IRRESPECTIVE OF GENDER_* *1.* You are a married man and you have dated somebody's wife for *two* years, busy spending on her like there is no tomorrow. eventually she drops you and concentrates on her innocent husband. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. *(20 marks)* *2.* You bought a phone for your friend's wife and she gave it to her husband. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. *(20 marks)* *3. For Men* You're dating around 15 ladies and every lady is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 16s *(a)* Plot a graph of detoothers against prices of phones. *(15marks)* *(b)* Use your graph to estimate your future poverty *(5marks)* *(c)* Plot the percentage shame against volume of apologies to your family members. *(5 Mks)* *4.* You are whatsapping and facebooking other people's wives yet you don't want to see your wife on the social network. Calculate the Percentage Error in your thinking capacity. *(20 marks)* *5.* You are a *civil servant*, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than N1,000,000. Your daughter who is awaiting *WASSCE* result is using iPhone 16s and Samsung Galaxy worth N700,000 . Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. *(20 marks)* *6. *For ladies* You're a married woman and you have dated 20 guys with hard labour, use the law of diminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. *(20 marks)* *7.* You can't give your wife N10,000 for a pot of soup, but you spend over N50,000 in bars and restaurant. Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142 *(20 marks)* 8.* You have been in the place of worship for years but your name is not in the book of LIFE because of the secret sin. Calculate the years you will spend in HELL? (30 mark) _*BEST OF LUCK!* Your Time Starts Now. But remember to share to all your friends because the question papers are not many to go round... Laughing but serious issue: Pls don't laugh alone. Hell is Real, Heaven is REAL! #Discipline #Heavenisreal

Good morning ❣️ Today when you dress up for work or any activity,make sure to compliment it with a smile cos you're never fully dressed without a smile 😊, and yes try a little act of kindness today Shalom #Grace

#GODSUNSHINE13 #FAVOUR To help you achieve your goals, I'll provide a simple framework. Please feel free to modify it according to your needs. Today's Goal 1. *Specific goal*: Clearly define what you want to achieve today. 2. *Measurable outcome*: Quantify your goal to track progress. 3. *Achievable target*: Ensure your goal is realistic and attainable. Action Plan 1. *Break down the goal*: Divide the goal into smaller, manageable tasks. 2. *Prioritize tasks*: Focus on the most important tasks first. 3. *Create a schedule*: Allocate time for each task and set deadlines. Staying Focused 1. *Minimize distractions*: Eliminate or reduce distractions during work hours. 2. *Take breaks*: Take regular breaks to recharge and stay focused. 3. *Stay motivated*: Remind yourself of the goal and celebrate small wins. Review and Adjust 1. *Track progress*: Monitor your progress throughout the day. 2. *Adjust the plan*: Make adjustments as needed to stay on track. 3. *Celebrate success*: Acknowledge and celebrate your achievements at the end of the day. What's your specific goal for today? LET YOUR MIND BE BRAVE TO SAY I SPEAK POSITIVE THOUGHTS IN TODAY'S GOALS #FAVOUR #GODSUNSHINE13 #TEAM C

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If it looks good but doesn’t work, it’s not good design. #aduloju70 #passion

Getting Money Is One Thing… But Knowing How to Manage It? That’s the Real Power. Getting Money is Easy… Keeping It? That’s Where the Game Is. You don’t need millions to grow wealthy — you need discipline, direction, and a plan. Here are 10 no-nonsense money management tips to help you stop going broke even when you're earning: --- 1. Pay Yourself First Before you touch that paycheck, save at least 10%. Your future self will thank you. 2. Track Every Shilling Know where your money is going. Budget apps or a simple notebook can expose your silent money leaks. 3. Cut Emotional Spending Buying things just to “feel good” will leave your account feeling empty. Control the impulse. 4. Live Below Your Means Just because you can afford it doesn’t mean you should. Peace of mind > flexing. 5. Build an Emergency Fund Start with KSh 10,000. Life happens — don’t let one crisis wipe you out. 6. Set Money Goals Saving for nothing leads to spending on everything. Save with purpose: land, car, business, etc. 7. Invest Wisely Don’t let your money sleep in the bank forever. Learn to invest — even if it’s small. It grows. 8. Avoid Bad Debt Borrowing for lifestyle, not investment, is a trap. Know the difference. 9. Set Clear Financial Goals Saving without a goal is boring. Whether it’s a business, plot, or trip — give your money a mission. 10. Learn About Money Read books, watch YouTube, follow finance creators. Money grows when knowledge does. 11. Invest Consistently Don’t wait for millions. Start small — money working for you beats money just sitting. #nakupenda #Utom58 #De_NextVerYou #MONEY

There's beauty and power in unity, we must be united in heart and mind. One World, one People. Unity is strength when there's teamwork and collaboration, wonderful things can be achieved. #ForTUNate_2016

Sometimes, all someone needs is a kind word to keep going. To everyone working hard, showing up, and still holding on you are seen, you are valued. #SpreadTheLove #TeamB #PeaceOfMind

Good evening friends how was today's work going may God grant us more blessings and crown our efforts 💖

Unity is strength…when there is teamwork and collaboration, wonderful things can be achieved #Favour #TeamC #ForTUNate_2016

Up and grateful to God. Ready for the days workload #Paddylay #Passion #Nakupenda

Take this as your second chance to be a voice in this online space. While working on nice contents that makes an impression on people, dont forget discipline and consistency 😌 #nakupenda #team 2