*UNIVERSITY OF ADULTERY* *FINAL YEAR EXAMS* *COURSE: MARRIAGEMATICS* *Time*: *3Hrs 30MINS* *INSTRUCTIONS:* 1 *_ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS_* 2 *_ALL QUESTIONS MUST BE ATTEMPTED IRRESPECTIVE OF GENDER_* *1.* You are a married man and you have dated somebody's wife for *two* years, busy spending on her like there is no tomorrow. eventually she drops you and concentrates on her innocent husband. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. *(20 marks)* *2.* You bought a phone for your friend's wife and she gave it to her husband. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. *(20 marks)* *3. For Men* You're dating around 15 ladies and every lady is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 16s *(a)* Plot a graph of detoothers against prices of phones. *(15marks)* *(b)* Use your graph to estimate your future poverty *(5marks)* *(c)* Plot the percentage shame against volume of apologies to your family members. *(5 Mks)* *4.* You are whatsapping and facebooking other people's wives yet you don't want to see your wife on the social network. Calculate the Percentage Error in your thinking capacity. *(20 marks)* *5.* You are a *civil servant*, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than N1,000,000. Your daughter who is awaiting *WASSCE* result is using iPhone 16s and Samsung Galaxy worth N700,000 . Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. *(20 marks)* *6. *For ladies* You're a married woman and you have dated 20 guys with hard labour, use the law of diminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. *(20 marks)* *7.* You can't give your wife N10,000 for a pot of soup, but you spend over N50,000 in bars and restaurant. Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142 *(20 marks)* 8.* You have been in the place of worship for years but your name is not in the book of LIFE because of the secret sin. Calculate the years you will spend in HELL? (30 mark) _*BEST OF LUCK!* Your Time Starts Now. But remember to share to all your friends because the question papers are not many to go round... Laughing but serious issue: Pls don't laugh alone. Hell is Real, Heaven is REAL! #Discipline #Heavenisreal

The prize for success is hard work. Prepare your mind to work hard and, in preparation,think smart to get a better result. Let the sky be your stepping stone and not just your limit. ✌🏽✌🏽 #grace

Find your passion and pursue it with purpose. When you love what you do, it doesn't feel like work! Good morning wonderful family ❤️

Level Up Your Productivity! Discover the power of keyboard shortcuts! Ctrl + C: Copy Ctrl + V: Paste Ctrl + Z: Undo Boost your workflow and save time! #TechTips #Favour #techsis

The magic you are looking for is in the work you are avoiding. #nakupenda #Utom58 #De_NextVerYou

Say to yourself IAM SPECIAL Today's date is Special 5.5.25 5 stands for Grace: _May the Grace of God work for you. _May the Grace of your Father fight for you. _May the Word of His Grace sanctify and give you your inheritance. _May Grace open impossible doors for you. _May Grace swallow your labour and flavour your efforts. _May Grace cause you to suck Honey, ,paste Butter, drink Milk, and walk in Oil. _May you receive special Graceful gifts #BEENGRACED #Discipline

I hope you wore a big smile to work today? #grateful #sarahdalandlady #smile2025 #grateful #teamnakupenda

Worry won't pay your debts, an empty purse fills the face with wrinkles. Hurrying is a visible form of worrying, it's not work but worry that kills #Favour #ForTUNate_2016

Let your good works better known to God and not many. #Olufaderomi #Grace

Hey devs & future devs! Just landed here, and I’m bringing the world of web development to your feed—one post at a time. Whether you’re just starting out or deep in the code trenches, I’ll be sharing: Quick tips to level up your skills Real-world projects & examples Best practices for clean, efficient code Behind-the-scenes of how the web really works And of course, snippets that slap If you're into building beautiful, fast, and functional websites—or want to learn how— hit the comment/react button and let’s grow together. Let’s make the web a better place, one line of code at a time. #WebDev #CodingTips #HTML #CSS #JavaScript #Frontend #DeveloperLife

I can vividly remember the first time i walked in for an interview in Jos. Before then i had prepared for every question except salary requirements. When i was asked, i panicked and said "pay me anything" but then they insisted i give a figure.. i was going to say 100,000 naira but i couldnt, it seemed like a huge money.. i ended up asking for 30,000 naira because of fear of loosing the opportunity. I worked as hard as everyone else having the same Bsc just to realise later on that i was the lowest paid. But during that period i gained experience, i added value to myself and confidence boosted. This time around when i walked in for the position of a sales manager in a bubbling city like Abuja, i knew better than to let history repeat itself. I researched their pay range and negotiated higher, when the interview was over, i walked out confidently like a boss and guess what i got the job!. Kill fear with value and experience. If you loose self esteem is cause you havent gained value. Believe in yourself that you can do it and then work on yourself. Do you think negotiation skill is important in every organisation? Have you had such experience? Please share in the comment section FOLLOW FOR MORE! #nakupenda #team 2 #Mindpower #imagination

KAI, THIS WORLD SHOULD JUST END. I AM SHOCKED 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭Oh , OTUKPO Mrs Ikpi travelled out of Otukpo for an official duty to Makurdi. She was expected to spend 6 days but as fate would have it, the programme only took 2 days. Since she could not reach her husband on phone because of poor network in Makurdi, she decided to return home unannounced. At home, her children told her that their father had a female visitor the moment she left and that the lady has been with them since then. On hearing this,she became so furious and jealous. Learning the lady was in the visitor's room, she peepped: loi and behold, the lady was there; even putting on her wrapper. She quietly went to the kitchen and boiled water in her very big kettle. As the water was boiling, her husband drove in. The husband went straight to the visitor's room calling out: 'MY LOVE I'm home.' not knowing his wife was also around. The wife was even more angered when she heard that and said to herself 'today, you will bele full. She took the hot water she boiled in a very big kettle which had already reached 100% degree centigrade and made very Big eba (ÈBÀ) and Okoho soup for her Husband, Herself and the Mother In-Law in the Guest room to eat, while her children ate Noddles. Imagine the heights of your Standing 👂 And the readiness 0f Ur Mind at the woman's Action hmmm. .. IT IS WELL... GOD WILL HELP Us What where you think while reading this story? #olufadderomi #grace